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Dear Ovaries
fuck you
love candy
i just cried watching jenny jones
it was where raymond moses (sender of kids to bootcamp/ex-military)
was on the show, yelling at misbehaving kids.
There was this one kid
Kobe
So Raymond goes up to him
"KOBE MY NAME IS RAYMOND. DO YOU LOVE YOUR MOTHER?"
"yes sir"
"DO YOU ENJOY MISBEHAVING?"
"no sir"
"BECAUSE THAT'LL GET YOU INTO TROUBLE, FOR AT LEAST 10 YEARS. I WILL BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE BUTTER ON TOAST SON. I WILL BE LIKE A FATHER TO YOU, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?? DO YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR FATHER FOR 10 YEARS??"
"yes sir" (audience gasp) (this is unexpected,
normally the kid answers "HELL NO" or something to that effect)
"WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR FATHER, KID?"
"sir because I don't have a father sir"
So then Jenny Jones cuts to show this cute little kid in bootcamp.
So cute
Then the show cuts to the kid, out of bootcamp now, talking
to a jenny jones with the kid's mom
asking him his feelings towards Raymond
asking if he thinks what he (raymond) did to him (kobe) was right
and kobe says
"every night I thank God that Raymond helped me, because I don't wanna think what wouldda happened if he didn't"
i mean i can totally relate to this kid
i never had a father growing up
granted, i didn't go beating the shit outta my mom because
she asked me to put away the clean dishes
Now dirty dishes is a different story....
J/K J/K
please don't report me to women abusers
fuck you
love candy
i just cried watching jenny jones
it was where raymond moses (sender of kids to bootcamp/ex-military)
was on the show, yelling at misbehaving kids.
There was this one kid
Kobe
So Raymond goes up to him
"KOBE MY NAME IS RAYMOND. DO YOU LOVE YOUR MOTHER?"
"yes sir"
"DO YOU ENJOY MISBEHAVING?"
"no sir"
"BECAUSE THAT'LL GET YOU INTO TROUBLE, FOR AT LEAST 10 YEARS. I WILL BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE BUTTER ON TOAST SON. I WILL BE LIKE A FATHER TO YOU, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?? DO YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR FATHER FOR 10 YEARS??"
"yes sir" (audience gasp) (this is unexpected,
normally the kid answers "HELL NO" or something to that effect)
"WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR FATHER, KID?"
"sir because I don't have a father sir"
So then Jenny Jones cuts to show this cute little kid in bootcamp.
So cute
Then the show cuts to the kid, out of bootcamp now, talking
to a jenny jones with the kid's mom
asking him his feelings towards Raymond
asking if he thinks what he (raymond) did to him (kobe) was right
and kobe says
"every night I thank God that Raymond helped me, because I don't wanna think what wouldda happened if he didn't"
i mean i can totally relate to this kid
i never had a father growing up
granted, i didn't go beating the shit outta my mom because
she asked me to put away the clean dishes
Now dirty dishes is a different story....
J/K J/K
please don't report me to women abusers