Dear Love Life
ATTN: Love Life
RE: Boys
Dear Love Life,
Please stop fucking up. Leave my heart alone, and don't blame all the guy attention on the new hair cut (although i fully agree). Also, when a guy's hitting on me, please let me know he's gay ahead of time so I don't get frustrated when his boyfriend tells me. When that hot guy talked to me outside before the sociology final, please make him stop staring at my covered-up boobies and maybe you could install a brain in his head? Or maybe make him blind for a while so he could really appreciate someone's insides and not outsides.
Why do you fuck with me so? I already know that I'm going to end up a celebate nun joining a convent, so please don't rub it in. Must I remind you that my cutoff is 24/25? Please stop the 27 year olds from hitting on me. Also, maybe you could throw a cute emo boy my way. Please?
-Me
Dear Life,
Please don't make me retake Comp Sci 201 over again because i have a 79% and I need an 80% to pass the course.
Please?
(insert sad puppydog face here)
-Me
[end whining]
Finals are officially over today.
I have 9 dollars to last me till friday
I need gas and cigarretes
Please throw your pennies my way
and penises
k
thx
RE: Boys
Dear Love Life,
Please stop fucking up. Leave my heart alone, and don't blame all the guy attention on the new hair cut (although i fully agree). Also, when a guy's hitting on me, please let me know he's gay ahead of time so I don't get frustrated when his boyfriend tells me. When that hot guy talked to me outside before the sociology final, please make him stop staring at my covered-up boobies and maybe you could install a brain in his head? Or maybe make him blind for a while so he could really appreciate someone's insides and not outsides.
Why do you fuck with me so? I already know that I'm going to end up a celebate nun joining a convent, so please don't rub it in. Must I remind you that my cutoff is 24/25? Please stop the 27 year olds from hitting on me. Also, maybe you could throw a cute emo boy my way. Please?
-Me
Dear Life,
Please don't make me retake Comp Sci 201 over again because i have a 79% and I need an 80% to pass the course.
Please?
(insert sad puppydog face here)
-Me
[end whining]
Finals are officially over today.
I have 9 dollars to last me till friday
I need gas and cigarretes
Please throw your pennies my way
and penises
k
thx