Niiiice
*me bending over*
Rob----NIiiice
me---shut up.
me---(secretly saying "OH GOD HUMP ME NOW PLEASE OVER THE COUNTER ON TOP OF ACCOUNTS RECV'D NOTEBOOKS. HOLY GEEZ LETS DO IT NOW LIKE RABBITS. DO ME PLS.")
Rob--what you have a nice ass
me---shut UP
Rob---Ok Ok I'll just hafta thank your mom for a booty like that
me---Like what?
Rob---like your FINE ASS. WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAY TO GET ACROSS TO YOU THAT YOU HAVE A HOTT ASS. I LIKE YOUR ASS.
me---You mean you only like my ass? So in order for you to like all of me I have to become a human version of my ass, like a walking ass?
rob---shut up
STUPID SURVEY FROM dreamking
1: Been kissed = yup
2: Done drugs = yeah
3: Eaten an entire box of Oreos = i don't want to know what the middle's made of.
4: Been on stage = bunch of times
5: Dumped someone else = I've been the dumper 9 times out of 10. being dumped sucks ass
6: Gotten in a car accident = when i was 10 but this woman only kinda hit the side of the van. It wasn't really an "accident" just a minor collision. so no, I haven'. I reversed at a stop sign and hit a truck but then drove away real quick
7: Watched "Punky Brewster" = I used to watch it all the time, but then it started comming on late at night/early in the am and i stopped seeing it
8: Been in love = no, there's no such thing as being "in love" there's being in lust and being in like and compatibility factors but no love.
FAVORITE
9: Shampoo = suave little kids' shampoo + conditioner in cherry...mmm cherries
10: Toothpaste = mentadent fresh
11: Soap = soft soap "peach"
12: Type of soup = ministroni
13: Room in your house = my parent's room. the bed is so comfy i fall asleep on it everytime i lay on it
14: Instrument = picalo
Either/Or
15: Coffee or hot chocolate = i hate coffee. cold chocolate soy milk
16: Big or little = Big sense of humor little ego is what i like. Or were you looking for something perverted like BIG PENIS LITTLE BRAIN O YEAH BABY THATS WHAT I LIKE. well no.
17: Lace or satin = lace panties + satin sheets
18: New or old = my OLD ASS car gets me very far so i say old
19: Neve Campbell or Jennifer Love Hewitt = jenniffer gets on my fucking nerves "insert cheerleader laughter here" and neve looked hawt in TheCraft
20: Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt = eww brad married jenniffer from friends so tom
21: Vogue or Material Girl = vogue
22: Jeans or cords = jeans
23: Sweater or sweatshirt = worn-in sweatshirt
24: T-shirt or tank top = t-shirt. tank tops suck because that means I have to shave my arm pits. fuck that
25: Skirt or dress = dress
26: Wool or cotton = cotton because wool is itchy
27: Rose or Lily = Lily
28: The way it is or the way it was = The way it is. fuck the past man seriously.
29: Oldies or pop = oldies. I grew up with em (oldies 105.7 w00t w00t)
30: Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend = no. fuck that man, seriously
31: Do you have a best friend = yeah a bunch
In the last 24 hours, have you
32: Cried = nope, almost did today at work.
33: Helped someone = yeah at work, so much so in fact i got 3 praisal write ups that go in my file and help when raise time comes
34: Bought something = Ciggarettes, gas, stupid vintage shirts that i don't need
35: Gotten sick = nah. flemmage from smoking
36: Gone to the movies = Yeah actually. I saw "HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSE". worst-movie-ever award goes to that piece of shit. blech
37: Gone out for dinner = me + sarah went to denny's last night.
38: Said "I love you" = to my mom + dennis, dad, and jimmy + his b/f
39: Written a real letter = VAT IS DIS LETTER YOU SPEEK OFF? I ONLY KNOW EMAILZ.
40: Moved on = from waht???
41: Talked to an ex = i don't ever talk to ANY of my ex's and i like it that way. never had a "good" breakup. wait, isn't "good breakup" an oxymoron?? Breakups can NOT be good.
42: Missed an ex = not any specific one, just missed that "i'm involved and not lonly like you are" feeling
44: Talked to someone you have a crush on = NO. ROB WILL NEVER KNOW UNLESS I GET DRUNK AND MAKE OUT WIH HIM IN MY HOTTUB.
45: Had a serious talk = yeah with jimmy + collin last night in the car
46: Missed someone = i miss a feeling, not anyone in particular. wait, yeah i missed my grammy nina. I can't even talk about her without crying
47: Hugged someone = yeah
48: Fought with your parents = nope. me fighting with my parents is a rarity
49: Fought with a friend = nope
_Do you_
50: Wear eye shadow = duh i have a vagina, that makes me feel obligated to put on makeup.
51: Put on a "front" = yeah, a "I DON'T LIKE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY ASS ALTHOUGH SECRETLY I WANT TO HUMP YOUR LEG" front
52: Kiss on the first date = yeah. if the date didn't go well, there will be no kiss
53: Have a crush on someone = AHEM. SEE PARAGRAPH/RANTING ABOVE STUPID SURVEY PLS.
54: Eat with your mouth open = only if the food's hott but i have enough courtesy/common decensy to cover my mouth
55: If you got a tattoo, where would you get it, and what would it be = I have 2 already, but my 3rd is gunna be a nautical star with an upsidedown one inscribed in it. it's either that or the pythagorean theorum or maybe the law of cosines?
I'm going bowling tomorrow with Carl
mmm bowling
WITH MY BRAND FUCKING NEW STOLEN SHOES
BAHAHHAHAHA....
HA.
.
ok so maybe it's only funny to me
but then again, I can't use my shoes that I stole
because we're going ot the same place i stole them from
i hope they don't have a secret picture hanging in the back
room captioned "THIS IS THE BITCH WHO STOLE OUR SIZE 9
WOMEN'S SHOES. PLS ARREST HER ASSAP" (because some dumbass always spells
ASAP that way) and then I'll get arrested for petty theft
of size 9 bowling shoes
and go to hell
and get nicknamed sweet cheeks
by Birtha
BAH HUMBUG
i'm working on my program tomorrow at the library with eric tomorrow
hooray libraries
i love libraries
seriously
Rob----NIiiice
me---shut up.
me---(secretly saying "OH GOD HUMP ME NOW PLEASE OVER THE COUNTER ON TOP OF ACCOUNTS RECV'D NOTEBOOKS. HOLY GEEZ LETS DO IT NOW LIKE RABBITS. DO ME PLS.")
Rob--what you have a nice ass
me---shut UP
Rob---Ok Ok I'll just hafta thank your mom for a booty like that
me---Like what?
Rob---like your FINE ASS. WHAT DO I HAVE TO SAY TO GET ACROSS TO YOU THAT YOU HAVE A HOTT ASS. I LIKE YOUR ASS.
me---You mean you only like my ass? So in order for you to like all of me I have to become a human version of my ass, like a walking ass?
rob---shut up
STUPID SURVEY FROM dreamking
1: Been kissed = yup
2: Done drugs = yeah
3: Eaten an entire box of Oreos = i don't want to know what the middle's made of.
4: Been on stage = bunch of times
5: Dumped someone else = I've been the dumper 9 times out of 10. being dumped sucks ass
6: Gotten in a car accident = when i was 10 but this woman only kinda hit the side of the van. It wasn't really an "accident" just a minor collision. so no, I haven'. I reversed at a stop sign and hit a truck but then drove away real quick
7: Watched "Punky Brewster" = I used to watch it all the time, but then it started comming on late at night/early in the am and i stopped seeing it
8: Been in love = no, there's no such thing as being "in love" there's being in lust and being in like and compatibility factors but no love.
FAVORITE
9: Shampoo = suave little kids' shampoo + conditioner in cherry...mmm cherries
10: Toothpaste = mentadent fresh
11: Soap = soft soap "peach"
12: Type of soup = ministroni
13: Room in your house = my parent's room. the bed is so comfy i fall asleep on it everytime i lay on it
14: Instrument = picalo
Either/Or
15: Coffee or hot chocolate = i hate coffee. cold chocolate soy milk
16: Big or little = Big sense of humor little ego is what i like. Or were you looking for something perverted like BIG PENIS LITTLE BRAIN O YEAH BABY THATS WHAT I LIKE. well no.
17: Lace or satin = lace panties + satin sheets
18: New or old = my OLD ASS car gets me very far so i say old
19: Neve Campbell or Jennifer Love Hewitt = jenniffer gets on my fucking nerves "insert cheerleader laughter here" and neve looked hawt in TheCraft
20: Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt = eww brad married jenniffer from friends so tom
21: Vogue or Material Girl = vogue
22: Jeans or cords = jeans
23: Sweater or sweatshirt = worn-in sweatshirt
24: T-shirt or tank top = t-shirt. tank tops suck because that means I have to shave my arm pits. fuck that
25: Skirt or dress = dress
26: Wool or cotton = cotton because wool is itchy
27: Rose or Lily = Lily
28: The way it is or the way it was = The way it is. fuck the past man seriously.
29: Oldies or pop = oldies. I grew up with em (oldies 105.7 w00t w00t)
30: Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend = no. fuck that man, seriously
31: Do you have a best friend = yeah a bunch
In the last 24 hours, have you
32: Cried = nope, almost did today at work.
33: Helped someone = yeah at work, so much so in fact i got 3 praisal write ups that go in my file and help when raise time comes
34: Bought something = Ciggarettes, gas, stupid vintage shirts that i don't need
35: Gotten sick = nah. flemmage from smoking
36: Gone to the movies = Yeah actually. I saw "HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSE". worst-movie-ever award goes to that piece of shit. blech
37: Gone out for dinner = me + sarah went to denny's last night.
38: Said "I love you" = to my mom + dennis, dad, and jimmy + his b/f
39: Written a real letter = VAT IS DIS LETTER YOU SPEEK OFF? I ONLY KNOW EMAILZ.
40: Moved on = from waht???
41: Talked to an ex = i don't ever talk to ANY of my ex's and i like it that way. never had a "good" breakup. wait, isn't "good breakup" an oxymoron?? Breakups can NOT be good.
42: Missed an ex = not any specific one, just missed that "i'm involved and not lonly like you are" feeling
44: Talked to someone you have a crush on = NO. ROB WILL NEVER KNOW UNLESS I GET DRUNK AND MAKE OUT WIH HIM IN MY HOTTUB.
45: Had a serious talk = yeah with jimmy + collin last night in the car
46: Missed someone = i miss a feeling, not anyone in particular. wait, yeah i missed my grammy nina. I can't even talk about her without crying
47: Hugged someone = yeah
48: Fought with your parents = nope. me fighting with my parents is a rarity
49: Fought with a friend = nope
_Do you_
50: Wear eye shadow = duh i have a vagina, that makes me feel obligated to put on makeup.
51: Put on a "front" = yeah, a "I DON'T LIKE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY ASS ALTHOUGH SECRETLY I WANT TO HUMP YOUR LEG" front
52: Kiss on the first date = yeah. if the date didn't go well, there will be no kiss
53: Have a crush on someone = AHEM. SEE PARAGRAPH/RANTING ABOVE STUPID SURVEY PLS.
54: Eat with your mouth open = only if the food's hott but i have enough courtesy/common decensy to cover my mouth
55: If you got a tattoo, where would you get it, and what would it be = I have 2 already, but my 3rd is gunna be a nautical star with an upsidedown one inscribed in it. it's either that or the pythagorean theorum or maybe the law of cosines?
I'm going bowling tomorrow with Carl
mmm bowling
WITH MY BRAND FUCKING NEW STOLEN SHOES
BAHAHHAHAHA....
HA.
.
ok so maybe it's only funny to me
but then again, I can't use my shoes that I stole
because we're going ot the same place i stole them from
i hope they don't have a secret picture hanging in the back
room captioned "THIS IS THE BITCH WHO STOLE OUR SIZE 9
WOMEN'S SHOES. PLS ARREST HER ASSAP" (because some dumbass always spells
ASAP that way) and then I'll get arrested for petty theft
of size 9 bowling shoes
and go to hell
and get nicknamed sweet cheeks
by Birtha
BAH HUMBUG
i'm working on my program tomorrow at the library with eric tomorrow
hooray libraries
i love libraries
seriously