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easter was nice
had the dysfunctional family over
not much is going on.
I don't want kids till I'm 80, and even then I'm going to adopt
a 40 year old man.
My one aunt has 1 kid, and the other (who has been in jail more times
than there are people having sex right now) has 3 kids.
having 4 kids over tonight is the best form of birth control
ever. I'm good with kids, untill they start fighting and crying and saying fuck you to my grandmother because she won't let em have any beer.
yeah no kids.
no way man
seriously
take out my ovaries, wait
take out my whole fucking vagina
not like it's gettin any use anyways. what good is it
doing me anyways?
the monthly period, the hornyness at randomn
bad times during the day or in bad situations.
what the fuck vagina, seriously
i have end-of-the-semester-itis
i don't want to do anything except go to the beach and
fucking relax and go get drunk
fuck my aunt gave me this grand-ma-nay shit earlier
holy artichoke roots batman
talk about knocking me on my ass
had the dysfunctional family over
not much is going on.
I don't want kids till I'm 80, and even then I'm going to adopt
a 40 year old man.
My one aunt has 1 kid, and the other (who has been in jail more times
than there are people having sex right now) has 3 kids.
having 4 kids over tonight is the best form of birth control
ever. I'm good with kids, untill they start fighting and crying and saying fuck you to my grandmother because she won't let em have any beer.
yeah no kids.
no way man
seriously
take out my ovaries, wait
take out my whole fucking vagina
not like it's gettin any use anyways. what good is it
doing me anyways?
the monthly period, the hornyness at randomn
bad times during the day or in bad situations.
what the fuck vagina, seriously
i have end-of-the-semester-itis
i don't want to do anything except go to the beach and
fucking relax and go get drunk
fuck my aunt gave me this grand-ma-nay shit earlier
holy artichoke roots batman
talk about knocking me on my ass