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1. Make two lists.
2. TEH EPIC LIST OF LOVE™ consists of 10 public figures you would date - meaning, you're interested in having a long-term relationship with this person. This also includes sex.
3. TEH (SLIGHTLY LESS) EPIC LIST OF LUST™ consists of 5 public figures you'd do in an instant, no questions asked. [...] Talk is prohibited, unless it's of the dirty kind (of which the use is not mandatory, but warmly recommended).
4. Obviously, photos are necessary.
5. Explain why you've included each person on the list.
in no particular order
10.
Colin Meloy reeks of sex. He's brilliant, hysterical, and absolutely adorable. What more do you want in a man? And he wears glasses.
9.
There is no violinist sexier than Colm Mac Con Iomaire. Watch him on youtube if you don't believe me. Sex.
8.
Josh Ritter is absolutely adorable. And brilliant. But more adorable.
7.
Seth MacFarlane is one talented son of a bitch. Not to mention, a rich one at that. He's adorable, he likes musicals, and likes to reference them in his cartoons.
6.
Kyle Wellwood. Aside from the fact he's so cute, and plays hockey, he's witty and loves to read. A match made in Heaven I'd say.
5.
Honestly, I'm beginning to think this man is perfect. His voice, music, and violin-playing is just pure, unadulterated sex. Sex sex sex. Plus he's another brilliant musician. Plus he's just fucking beautiful, green socks and all.
4.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Like I need to say more?
3.
Again, Patrick Dempsey, don't need to say any more. At all.
2.
So, Gary Lightbody is cute in that nerdy sort of way. But he does have a gorgeous voice, and he does write such romantic lyrics sometimes. He doesn't drink though, which may pose a problem.
1.
I hope this didn't shock anyone.
5.
Everyone's swooning over Will Swenson and Gavin Creel but man, Bryce Ryness is sexy.
4.
When he learns to speak English better, he could go on the other list.
3.
Rob McElhenney. Hot, funny, and an Irish Catholic. Yep.
2.
Ray LaMontagne's music oozes sex. It's the shy thing that makes me put him on this list.
1.
Over and over and over and over again.
2. TEH EPIC LIST OF LOVE™ consists of 10 public figures you would date - meaning, you're interested in having a long-term relationship with this person. This also includes sex.
3. TEH (SLIGHTLY LESS) EPIC LIST OF LUST™ consists of 5 public figures you'd do in an instant, no questions asked. [...] Talk is prohibited, unless it's of the dirty kind (of which the use is not mandatory, but warmly recommended).
4. Obviously, photos are necessary.
5. Explain why you've included each person on the list.
in no particular order
10.
Colin Meloy reeks of sex. He's brilliant, hysterical, and absolutely adorable. What more do you want in a man? And he wears glasses.
9.
There is no violinist sexier than Colm Mac Con Iomaire. Watch him on youtube if you don't believe me. Sex.
8.
Josh Ritter is absolutely adorable. And brilliant. But more adorable.
7.
Seth MacFarlane is one talented son of a bitch. Not to mention, a rich one at that. He's adorable, he likes musicals, and likes to reference them in his cartoons.
6.
Kyle Wellwood. Aside from the fact he's so cute, and plays hockey, he's witty and loves to read. A match made in Heaven I'd say.
5.
Honestly, I'm beginning to think this man is perfect. His voice, music, and violin-playing is just pure, unadulterated sex. Sex sex sex. Plus he's another brilliant musician. Plus he's just fucking beautiful, green socks and all.
4.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Like I need to say more?
3.
Again, Patrick Dempsey, don't need to say any more. At all.
2.
So, Gary Lightbody is cute in that nerdy sort of way. But he does have a gorgeous voice, and he does write such romantic lyrics sometimes. He doesn't drink though, which may pose a problem.
1.
I hope this didn't shock anyone.
5.
Everyone's swooning over Will Swenson and Gavin Creel but man, Bryce Ryness is sexy.
4.
When he learns to speak English better, he could go on the other list.
3.
Rob McElhenney. Hot, funny, and an Irish Catholic. Yep.
2.
Ray LaMontagne's music oozes sex. It's the shy thing that makes me put him on this list.
1.
Over and over and over and over again.