Wicked Extreme!..
Alllllllllright! ITS WORLD SERIES TIME, BABY!!! And,
although i won't actually go to any of the stadiums, ill be right here
at home cheering MY team on.....LETS GO RED SAWX! *clap* *clap*
*clap-clap-clap*...LETS GO RED SAWX! *clap* *clap*
*clap-clap-clap*.....That is correct, you do not have to adjust your
monitor or wash your eyes out.....I am rooting for the Red Sox to win
the World Series.....Forget "19-18!"....the new chant is
"TWO-KAY-FOOOUUUUR!", as in the year the Evil Empire from the Bronx was
destroyed and the curse exorcised...(!!!esruC ehT esreveR).....i mean,
how can this not be THE year? I give you reasons:
-The Yankees now have the biggest choke job all to theirselves (replacing Billy B circa '86)
-"The Series" as it will now be known as, was against my beloved Sawx, thus giving them the greatest come back ever in not just baseball, but SPORTS HISTORY!!!...down 3-0 to The YANKEES with Mo-Rivera (the greatest closer of all time, well now 2nd after my main man Keith "Grill" Foulke) on the mound, and hes beaten......TWICE...let me reiterate that......T-W-I-C-E....as in more than once!....and then they win it in the Bronx, on the Evil Empire's home field....we are talking Luke Skywalker slicing Emperor Palpatine in 1/2 and throwing him into the core of the Death Star himself....
(Big Palp does not want to switch places with Big Stein.....atleast Palp has that lightning thing goin for him)
-Pedro started carrying around that little hispanic guy around....i mean look wat it did for Mike Meyers.....or Kid Rock......even Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman have each other, and they made "Matilda"!....
(Hide your little friend Pedro, or that kid from Matilda with the chocolate cake will eat him!)
-Joe Torre was somehow out-managed by Terry Francona....its like Peter (drunk) beating Brian (sober) in chess....with Brian actually getting Peter in a check-mate...but Chris ate the Queen and Rook before Brian could get the words out of his mouth....
-In the bitter off-season, the Red Sox got Schilling, the Yankees got A-Rod (not to mention Kevin Brown)...although the Sawx tried to get A-Rod and lost out to the Yanks, they got Curt "Clutch" Schilling.....he of Co-MVP status from the Dynasty-killing 2001 Arizona Diamondbacks, and the pitcher of the most clutch game of the playoffs...slaying the Yankees while bleeding from the ankle like Mr. Orange in the back seat......meanwhile the Yankees got A-Rod, he of $252 million fame, as well as the "leader" of the 3-time last placed finishing Texas Rangers....hey, fun fact: The Seattle Mariners won a record 116 regular season games the year AFTER A-Rod left.....o, and Kevin Brown (or David Wells part 2) was got to replace the "Retiring Cowboy" Roger Clemens in the rotation...HEY STEINBRENNER, YOU DESTROYED BROWN IN THE 1998 WORLD SERIES!!!...smoov move...
-Johnny Damon is Jesus Christ....no more Caveman comments....he is the Red Sox messiah...
-Bronson Arroyo has cornrows.....o yea....hes white....
-Contrary to my previous entry, David Ortiz is truly Pedro Cerrano....Hey Big Papi! YOU HAVE GREAT MAHBLES!..
-They have a guy named Pokey on their team.....i dont care if he can barely hit .200....hes PIAMP...
-Kenny Lofton is on the Yankees....There is no one ever who is least Yankee like, yet he played on the team, for more than one game....I'd thought they Yankees would've signed Stalin before they would've signed Kenny Lofton...Its like if Daniel Larusso left Miyagi becuz Cobra Kai offered him 2-years $7million (at age 37)...
(LaRusso ditched the Crane Kick in favor of Sweeping the Leg)
-The Yankees lost a game in which Derek Jeter put them in the lead with a 3-run double off of Pedro "Skywalker" Martinez.....if you dont see the reasoning there, then maybe you'd understand Slater spreading a rumour that Screech wets himself, yet Screech somehow got to sleep with Kelly...
-Boston got every single Yankee-call....basically every bounce, strike-call, or safe-call went in Boston's favor....that never happens to Boston, especially against the Bronx Bombers (no longer a nickname complimenting their offense, but insulting their big-game ability)
.....As you can see, the SAWX are the team! No Doubts about it....Im so stupid for having rooted for the Yankees for so many years...i now see the light, and that light is THE 2004 WORLD SERIES CHAMPION BAWSTON RED SAWX!!! It doesn't matter who they face, whether it be the Fart-inals or the Gay-stros, this red train aint stoppin' till it reaches its destination....Now Boarding! Leaving: New York.....Next Stop: WINNER's CIRCLE!
(Noted Fact: ALbert Pujols and Roger Clemens are flaming mad after i insulted their team names.....they are also gay.....for each other)
...wow...I am now going to burn my fingers, tongue, and eyeballs....FiN
-The Yankees now have the biggest choke job all to theirselves (replacing Billy B circa '86)
-"The Series" as it will now be known as, was against my beloved Sawx, thus giving them the greatest come back ever in not just baseball, but SPORTS HISTORY!!!...down 3-0 to The YANKEES with Mo-Rivera (the greatest closer of all time, well now 2nd after my main man Keith "Grill" Foulke) on the mound, and hes beaten......TWICE...let me reiterate that......T-W-I-C-E....as in more than once!....and then they win it in the Bronx, on the Evil Empire's home field....we are talking Luke Skywalker slicing Emperor Palpatine in 1/2 and throwing him into the core of the Death Star himself....
(Big Palp does not want to switch places with Big Stein.....atleast Palp has that lightning thing goin for him)
-Pedro started carrying around that little hispanic guy around....i mean look wat it did for Mike Meyers.....or Kid Rock......even Danny DeVito and Rhea Pearlman have each other, and they made "Matilda"!....
(Hide your little friend Pedro, or that kid from Matilda with the chocolate cake will eat him!)
-Joe Torre was somehow out-managed by Terry Francona....its like Peter (drunk) beating Brian (sober) in chess....with Brian actually getting Peter in a check-mate...but Chris ate the Queen and Rook before Brian could get the words out of his mouth....
-In the bitter off-season, the Red Sox got Schilling, the Yankees got A-Rod (not to mention Kevin Brown)...although the Sawx tried to get A-Rod and lost out to the Yanks, they got Curt "Clutch" Schilling.....he of Co-MVP status from the Dynasty-killing 2001 Arizona Diamondbacks, and the pitcher of the most clutch game of the playoffs...slaying the Yankees while bleeding from the ankle like Mr. Orange in the back seat......meanwhile the Yankees got A-Rod, he of $252 million fame, as well as the "leader" of the 3-time last placed finishing Texas Rangers....hey, fun fact: The Seattle Mariners won a record 116 regular season games the year AFTER A-Rod left.....o, and Kevin Brown (or David Wells part 2) was got to replace the "Retiring Cowboy" Roger Clemens in the rotation...HEY STEINBRENNER, YOU DESTROYED BROWN IN THE 1998 WORLD SERIES!!!...smoov move...
-Johnny Damon is Jesus Christ....no more Caveman comments....he is the Red Sox messiah...
-Bronson Arroyo has cornrows.....o yea....hes white....
-Contrary to my previous entry, David Ortiz is truly Pedro Cerrano....Hey Big Papi! YOU HAVE GREAT MAHBLES!..
-They have a guy named Pokey on their team.....i dont care if he can barely hit .200....hes PIAMP...
-Kenny Lofton is on the Yankees....There is no one ever who is least Yankee like, yet he played on the team, for more than one game....I'd thought they Yankees would've signed Stalin before they would've signed Kenny Lofton...Its like if Daniel Larusso left Miyagi becuz Cobra Kai offered him 2-years $7million (at age 37)...
(LaRusso ditched the Crane Kick in favor of Sweeping the Leg)
-The Yankees lost a game in which Derek Jeter put them in the lead with a 3-run double off of Pedro "Skywalker" Martinez.....if you dont see the reasoning there, then maybe you'd understand Slater spreading a rumour that Screech wets himself, yet Screech somehow got to sleep with Kelly...
-Boston got every single Yankee-call....basically every bounce, strike-call, or safe-call went in Boston's favor....that never happens to Boston, especially against the Bronx Bombers (no longer a nickname complimenting their offense, but insulting their big-game ability)
.....As you can see, the SAWX are the team! No Doubts about it....Im so stupid for having rooted for the Yankees for so many years...i now see the light, and that light is THE 2004 WORLD SERIES CHAMPION BAWSTON RED SAWX!!! It doesn't matter who they face, whether it be the Fart-inals or the Gay-stros, this red train aint stoppin' till it reaches its destination....Now Boarding! Leaving: New York.....Next Stop: WINNER's CIRCLE!
(Noted Fact: ALbert Pujols and Roger Clemens are flaming mad after i insulted their team names.....they are also gay.....for each other)
...wow...I am now going to burn my fingers, tongue, and eyeballs....FiN