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1st Gumball - Phone/Action

Dec 08, 2011 01:41

( Flavor Text for 507 Ricardo Street )

off to a good start, !ic, !mayfield, or you're fired

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[Phone] goddamnhedgehog December 8 2011, 06:46:32 UTC

[There's a very low growl on the other end. Thanks for making him almost go deaf, Benson.]

Be quiet.

Re: [Phone] grumpygumballs December 8 2011, 06:48:18 UTC

No, you know what?

How about I don't. In fact, how about somebody tells me what's going on!

goddamnhedgehog December 8 2011, 06:51:44 UTC

I might be more inclined to tell you if you were less inclined to scream at the top of your lungs.

grumpygumballs December 8 2011, 06:58:00 UTC

Oh, I'm sorry. I'll try not to be upset about being kidnapped, or teleported someplace or....or whatever this is!

goddamnhedgehog December 8 2011, 07:01:23 UTC

Tch. Screaming about it will get you nowhere. Nor will that tone.

[Shadow is the most helpful hedgehog.]

grumpygumballs December 8 2011, 07:04:42 UTC

Wow. Thanks. So, should I just hang up now, or are you actually going to tell me anything?

goddamnhedgehog December 8 2011, 07:08:30 UTC

[Hear that click? That dial tone? Does that answer your question, Benson?]

grumpygumballs December 8 2011, 07:12:48 UTC

[Man. What a massive asshole. Guess he better get used to it if that's what the people here are like.]

goddamnhedgehog December 8 2011, 17:27:37 UTC

[That's Shadow the Hedgehog for you. World's Ultimate Life Form and Ultimate Asshole.

And you'll have the pleasure of bumping into this asshole when you step outside. Guess who just so happens to live on the same block as you?]

grumpygumballs December 8 2011, 19:08:48 UTC

[Oh, oops. Benson backs off a bit and waves a hand. He actually looks a little regretful. He may be pissed, but as far as he knows Shadow isn't who he was talking to. And hey, giant walking hedgehogs wouldn't be all that weird in his world.]

Oh. Hey. Sorry. That was my fault man.

[1/2] goddamnhedgehog December 9 2011, 00:55:44 UTC

[Shadow, however, is not so apologetic.]

Tch. Stay out of my---!

goddamnhedgehog December 9 2011, 00:56:13 UTC

[Hang on. He's heard that voice before.]

You.

grumpygumballs December 9 2011, 01:05:02 UTC

[Yeah, at that? Benson's eyes are just narrowing.

Yeah, he recognizes the voice. But he's not going to try and fight about it.]

Look. I said I was sorry. Can I just keep going, now?

goddamnhedgehog December 9 2011, 01:07:05 UTC

Do you even know where you're going?

[It may sound abrasive, but this is Shadow's way of asking just how much Benson already knows about this place.]

grumpygumballs December 9 2011, 01:11:32 UTC

Noooo that's why I'm taking a look around the town.

[And this is Benson speaking through gritted teeth, doing his damnedest not to get pissed off.]

goddamnhedgehog December 9 2011, 01:15:58 UTC

Then you're sure to discover that the town loops into itself. If you try to leave, you'll only wind up back at the other side of town.

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