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1st Gumball - Phone/Action

Dec 08, 2011 01:41

( Flavor Text for 507 Ricardo Street )

off to a good start, !ic, !mayfield, or you're fired

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likes2havesex December 8 2011, 18:24:49 UTC

[did you just yell at her through the phone? oh...]

WHO THE FUCK IS MORDECAI AND RIGBY?!

grumpygumballs December 8 2011, 19:10:35 UTC

They're idiots. You can't miss them. One's a blue jay and the other's a raccoon. They're probably...slacking off some where, doing god knows what.

And don't curse at me, lady!

likes2havesex December 8 2011, 19:34:48 UTC

…A blue jay and a raccoon?

Just use rat poison.

[seriously, what is up with this dude]

grumpygumballs December 8 2011, 19:44:03 UTC

What? No, I don't want to kill them. They work for me.

likes2havesex December 8 2011, 20:56:22 UTC

Maybe your real problem is that you have a bird and a raccoon working for you. What the fuck do they do anyway?

grumpygumballs December 8 2011, 23:25:54 UTC

Well they're supposed to do maintenance, but mainly they just slack off all the time.

likes2havesex December 8 2011, 23:29:20 UTC

Right, so just use the rat poison...

[how does a bird and a raccoon do...this guy is craaazy]

grumpygumballs December 8 2011, 23:38:04 UTC

I'm not going to just murder two of my employees!

likes2havesex December 9 2011, 00:43:46 UTC

It's not murder, they were fucking useless anyway. Who cares if a dumb bird and rat die?

grumpygumballs December 9 2011, 01:05:54 UTC

Actually, it is, but apparently you don't understand that.

[He cares, but he's not going to say shit like that out loud.]

They can get themselves killed on their own time, but as long as I'm here and they're here? They're my responsibility.

likes2havesex December 9 2011, 03:13:21 UTC

Tch, whatever.
Maybe they'll get hit by a car. Then it doesn't matter.

grumpygumballs December 9 2011, 03:34:46 UTC

Will you please stop insisting my employees are going to die?!

likes2havesex December 9 2011, 03:53:38 UTC

Oi, you're the one that said they were useless. What else do you do with a useless stupid animal? You could just leave them in the woods, is that better for you?

grumpygumballs December 9 2011, 03:58:05 UTC

I'm pretty sure I'd get arrested for it! You can't just murder a person or leave them to die!

likes2havesex December 9 2011, 04:08:33 UTC

They're fucking animals, they belong in the woods.

grumpygumballs December 9 2011, 04:09:54 UTC

They're not-not animal animals! They're animals, sure, but....c'mon! You know what I'm talking about, right?

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