1st Gumball - Phone/Action

[grumpygumballs]

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phone

[luxuriality]

The person you want to fire is named Lucy, not Mordecai or Rigby.

[ She is just going to snark the living shit out of you right now, sorry Grumpy. ]

[grumpygumballs]

Alright. So where do I find this Lucy lady so I can apologize for whatever they did and try to set things right?

[luxuriality]

Lucy is the one that brought us all here. I haven't heard of a Mordecai or a Rigby, and they haven't been mentioned by Lucy herself. I doubt they caused her to wish to trap people anyways, especially if they're here and others arrived before them.

Though you're welcome to try to apologize and set things right with her. If you could, could you ask her to reduce the number of times we're tortured in this place? Once a month is a tad excessive. [ sarcasm! god's greatest gift of all! ]

[grumpygumballs]

You'd be surprised how often crap like this can happen because of them.

.....Torture. Yeah. You wanna explain that a bit more?

[luxuriality]

I don't doubt your story but something this monumental I'll have to pass on blaming it solely on just them.

Once a month the town does a horrible thing and you're basically supposed to go along as if you don't have a choice. [ beat. ] Because you don't. This ranges anywhere from a nuclear explosion and a zombie invasion, to cyborg bears tearing up civillians in the street. If you can get this reduced to about once a season, or maybe never, the entire town would love it, sir.

[grumpygumballs]

Wow that is....

Something. If this is some kind of elaborate prank by now? Yeah, it's getting worn thin.

[luxuriality]

No, it's not any type of prank. Take it from the people that hard to endure it first hand. If you encounter Morethanrye or Rugby, you're welcome to confirm it with them. [ She actually didn't care long enough to remember their names, sorry ): ]

[grumpygumballs]

I'd correct you, but it doesn't really matter.

And no one has ever gotten out of here?

[luxuriality]

Not a single person. Why do you think we're still here?

[grumpygumballs]

Hey. I was just making sure. It's not like it could've been a complete jackass that got out, huh?

[luxuriality]

I'm sure if the hypothetical person escaped, he'd eventually be brought back to the town where we'd hound him for information until the end of his now purposefully miserable life.

[grumpygumballs]

Huh. You're a real charmer, aren't you?

[luxuriality]

Well, I've been told I'm a very pleasant person. [ beat. ] If somewhat of a realist.

[grumpygumballs]

Yeeeaaah whatever.

So do you have a name, or are we not giving those?

[luxuriality]

My name is Isabella. And your name would be...?

[grumpygumballs]

Benson.

Benson Gumballs, apparently.