little old lady at the bank
so i went to the bank today and i was waiting in line when this little old lady came in. she walked right up to me and was like hey, i have this toy plastic black gun in my car. what do you say we act like were robbing this place? and i was like umm i dont think thatd be a good idea and then shes like yeah they wouldnt take me seriously i mean if someone told me theyd kill me if i didnt give them my money id say go ahead and kill me cuz im saving it for when im old. and i kinda had to bend down to hear her cuz she was short but then she yelled at me to stand up straight and grabbed my shoulders and pulled them back and goes if i learned anything in the army its how to stand up straight and so she starts saying that there are so many wars in the world because tv has corrupted our country and then complains about the gas prices and somehow goes on to explain to me that shes had 5 kids and married twice and still needs to get a life. and she was carrying this DZ clown bear with her and when she went to the bank teller next to me the teller said hi and the little lady was like oh i wish and looked at me and said did you hear what i said? so i said yeah i did and then she gave me the bear and said here i want you to have this so that everytime you look at it you remember what i told you...put your shoulders back so then i walked out and some old black guy was standing there laughing at her for giving me the bear.