I am really interested in my ancestry but I'm too lazy to do the research myself. So I contacted a genealogist and had him do the indepth digging into my family history. It turns out I'm related to royalty! Real life royalty with coats of arms and family mottos and everything! I paid him $3000 up front for his intensive research and he supplied me with the coat of arms and my family motto.
"Ego sum a universa fossor. Ego operor ignoro Latin pro fimus"
So coooool!