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Hello, everyone. Just wanted to say happy turkey day! The sun is shining, the turkey is roasting, the pies are ready to be put in the oven and my relatives will be here any time now... oh, crap, my relatives...
Well, happy thanksgiving! now is not the time to be pessimistic, now is the time to be thankful and hopeful and will yourself to smile as everyone tries to convince you that you really do like the stuffing, and always have. Ah, ok, in the spirit of this most happy holiday, in which we celebrate how the pilgrims and native americans sat down to eat a nice dinner before the pilgrims gave them blankets filled with smallpox, I will tell you what I am thankful for:
#1: I'm thankful that I dont live on the moon, as it has no atmosphere.
#2: I'm thankful that I am not a turkey, as here is currently one in my oven, and he seems mildly uncomfortable.
#3: I'm thankful that I can rest, as the Revenant army sent by the Other has been stopped, at least for the moment.
There we go, now tell me what your thankful for.
Well, happy thanksgiving! now is not the time to be pessimistic, now is the time to be thankful and hopeful and will yourself to smile as everyone tries to convince you that you really do like the stuffing, and always have. Ah, ok, in the spirit of this most happy holiday, in which we celebrate how the pilgrims and native americans sat down to eat a nice dinner before the pilgrims gave them blankets filled with smallpox, I will tell you what I am thankful for:
#1: I'm thankful that I dont live on the moon, as it has no atmosphere.
#2: I'm thankful that I am not a turkey, as here is currently one in my oven, and he seems mildly uncomfortable.
#3: I'm thankful that I can rest, as the Revenant army sent by the Other has been stopped, at least for the moment.
There we go, now tell me what your thankful for.