Performance Croquet
Eddie Bauer now has a performance croquet set. What exactly is performance croquet and/or how can croquet come in a performance set? I see a white linen suit in my future.
Speaking of performance croquet, I cannot help but wonder what one gets for one's money when one pays $5500 for a prostitute. I voiced this question earlier in the week at the lunch table at work, only to have one of my colleagues insist that prostitutes routinely charge the same hourly rates as lawyers in the same urban area.
Leaving aside anything else prostitutes have in common with lawyers, I noted that this probably meant that a prostitute who thinks about you while in the shower could bill you for their time.
The subsequent jokes about shower nozzles I leave to the reader's imagination.
Speaking of performance croquet, I cannot help but wonder what one gets for one's money when one pays $5500 for a prostitute. I voiced this question earlier in the week at the lunch table at work, only to have one of my colleagues insist that prostitutes routinely charge the same hourly rates as lawyers in the same urban area.
Leaving aside anything else prostitutes have in common with lawyers, I noted that this probably meant that a prostitute who thinks about you while in the shower could bill you for their time.
The subsequent jokes about shower nozzles I leave to the reader's imagination.