Enablers, the lot of them
As much as I hate going to the blog of Pizza the Hut, it does give me inspiration. It looks like George finally woke up from his Ding Dong-induced coma to realize that there is an election going on. Two of his last four posts are election-related and deal with how horrible Republicans are. Whatever George, don't cry. I know they are big meanies, especially that Michele Bachman (R-MN), of whom George felt the need to put up a video. That post probably took him a good 3 days. Come on George, I know she turns you on. Just wait until Dance when Cersei starts to wear pantsuits in the Dothraki style and gets all pc on us.
George's other two posts involve football. Now I have come expect this from Twinkie the Kid , but what I find most appalling is the fact that 115 jokers have decided to post comments after these two posts. No one has the balls to post anything after the political post. Why, you may ask? Because they are afraid they may "wake the dragon." (More like "jiggle the manatee" or "shake the tree slug".) In any case, these people are total enablers. Too afraid to set George off on a political rant, these suck-ups kiss his ass after the football posts. It's a fucking game! And George is a big stroke for supporting both teams. It's like those people in Chicago who say they root for the Cubs and the White Sox, or if they're in L.A they say they like the Lakers and the Clippers. Really? Do you? Is it even possible? Only in Chicago can you vote for both the Democrat and the Republican, but usually you only vote for one or the other (multiple times).
"Poor George, I hope he's not too depressed after the Giants blew that 4th quarter lead," wrote Ricky to his internet girlfriend Matilda.
"Why don't you write him a little post to make him feel better?" replied Matilda, who was really a dude named Lance.
"Great idea. Hey. I'll send you those pics of me in a Speedo you asked for tomorrow. George needs me."
Whatever people. So sad. The more you enable, the more George thinks that you all actually care about his non-Ice and Fire posts. I knew I shouldn't have looked at his blog this morning. Now I'm pissed.
George's other two posts involve football. Now I have come expect this from Twinkie the Kid , but what I find most appalling is the fact that 115 jokers have decided to post comments after these two posts. No one has the balls to post anything after the political post. Why, you may ask? Because they are afraid they may "wake the dragon." (More like "jiggle the manatee" or "shake the tree slug".) In any case, these people are total enablers. Too afraid to set George off on a political rant, these suck-ups kiss his ass after the football posts. It's a fucking game! And George is a big stroke for supporting both teams. It's like those people in Chicago who say they root for the Cubs and the White Sox, or if they're in L.A they say they like the Lakers and the Clippers. Really? Do you? Is it even possible? Only in Chicago can you vote for both the Democrat and the Republican, but usually you only vote for one or the other (multiple times).
"Poor George, I hope he's not too depressed after the Giants blew that 4th quarter lead," wrote Ricky to his internet girlfriend Matilda.
"Why don't you write him a little post to make him feel better?" replied Matilda, who was really a dude named Lance.
"Great idea. Hey. I'll send you those pics of me in a Speedo you asked for tomorrow. George needs me."
Whatever people. So sad. The more you enable, the more George thinks that you all actually care about his non-Ice and Fire posts. I knew I shouldn't have looked at his blog this morning. Now I'm pissed.