Holiday Greetings
All right Ray. I can only take so many drunken phone calls from your loaded up, coke addled ass. Hey, have you guys noticed how all of Ray's films go directly to DVD nowadays?
Listen kids, sorry I have been out of action, but i am surprised Ray actually had time to post with all of his obligations to the Occupy Wall Street movement. You know him being a staunch communist and all. Which I also find odd since he is a union guy and we know how unions in Illinois operate - the state treasury is their personal piggy bank. You know the real reason the Feds came down so hard on the mob in Chicago don't you? My Pisans where cutting into their business. Only elected officials can steal in this state.
But I digress. ........ I was in Vegas over the weekend, working on some things. You know what I'm talking about. Watch Romo choke another one tonight - wink wink. And do you even need to ask? Pesci always comes home a winner. I stayed at the Cosmopolitan. Fantastic fucking place.
So i see that Sir Hamalot is up to the same old shit. Selling books, pawning off his autograph, putting off work like all those who graduate from the Chicago School of Art. You know what that art degree gets you? You're the guy they pick to decorate the windows at the Starbucks your working at during the holidays. Enjoy that 'barista'.
So Ray claims The Penis that Hides has about 100 pages written for the next book. I say bullshit - he has nothing written. All he has are some chapters he didn't use in Dance and bumped them forward. The guy hasn't typed shit for over a year I'm sure. It too bad Ham and Eggs isn't selling his signed books in Chicago, I need some more kindling for my fire pit (it's been overused a bit lately, you know business).
Giggles All the Way claims he was most thankful for his family, friends, and readers during Thanksgiving. I guess his way of showing us his appreciation is to stuff two whole turkeys down his gullet while rubbing giblets all over his naked torso (I mean come on, you know he eats naked).
Oh, on a side note: Ray I found out dad sleeps in the buck because his boxers have become too constricting. Enjoy that shit. If I have to live it so do you momma's boy.
But hey - we're not always negative on this site. I will give Captain Asshab his just due; His Gorton's Fisherman look seems to have inspired a generation. The fucks at the college next door to my office love the full beard, long-coat, fisherman's cap look. We will soon have the next generation of dock workers ready to go. Time to re-vitalize the docks in Baltimore.
So that's about it bitches. I hope you are all well.
Hey, one more thing; I watch the new Conan the Barbarian other day and I have to say, not only was it the worst fantasy movie I've ever seen, but it may have been the worst movie I've seen period and I've seen Age of Innocence (it was in order to nail a chick, so fuck off).
Peace
Listen kids, sorry I have been out of action, but i am surprised Ray actually had time to post with all of his obligations to the Occupy Wall Street movement. You know him being a staunch communist and all. Which I also find odd since he is a union guy and we know how unions in Illinois operate - the state treasury is their personal piggy bank. You know the real reason the Feds came down so hard on the mob in Chicago don't you? My Pisans where cutting into their business. Only elected officials can steal in this state.
But I digress. ........ I was in Vegas over the weekend, working on some things. You know what I'm talking about. Watch Romo choke another one tonight - wink wink. And do you even need to ask? Pesci always comes home a winner. I stayed at the Cosmopolitan. Fantastic fucking place.
So i see that Sir Hamalot is up to the same old shit. Selling books, pawning off his autograph, putting off work like all those who graduate from the Chicago School of Art. You know what that art degree gets you? You're the guy they pick to decorate the windows at the Starbucks your working at during the holidays. Enjoy that 'barista'.
So Ray claims The Penis that Hides has about 100 pages written for the next book. I say bullshit - he has nothing written. All he has are some chapters he didn't use in Dance and bumped them forward. The guy hasn't typed shit for over a year I'm sure. It too bad Ham and Eggs isn't selling his signed books in Chicago, I need some more kindling for my fire pit (it's been overused a bit lately, you know business).
Giggles All the Way claims he was most thankful for his family, friends, and readers during Thanksgiving. I guess his way of showing us his appreciation is to stuff two whole turkeys down his gullet while rubbing giblets all over his naked torso (I mean come on, you know he eats naked).
Oh, on a side note: Ray I found out dad sleeps in the buck because his boxers have become too constricting. Enjoy that shit. If I have to live it so do you momma's boy.
But hey - we're not always negative on this site. I will give Captain Asshab his just due; His Gorton's Fisherman look seems to have inspired a generation. The fucks at the college next door to my office love the full beard, long-coat, fisherman's cap look. We will soon have the next generation of dock workers ready to go. Time to re-vitalize the docks in Baltimore.
So that's about it bitches. I hope you are all well.
Hey, one more thing; I watch the new Conan the Barbarian other day and I have to say, not only was it the worst fantasy movie I've ever seen, but it may have been the worst movie I've seen period and I've seen Age of Innocence (it was in order to nail a chick, so fuck off).
Peace