The Honeymoon's Over...
...and guess who's back?
That's right, Chorts Fans, Liotta back in action. Sorry for the absence, but the new wife was fairly strict about blogging during our honeymoon. (I believe she said, "If you try to write about that stupid fucking fantasy guy even once, I'm making you sleep with the migrant workers.")
I won't tell you where we went, but here's a hint: it was hot, it had bad food, and Internet access was as elusive as cleavage in a turtleneck factory.
No, it wasn't China.
Racists.
Anyways, it's still going to take me a few days to get acclimated and sift through the oh-so-numerous news reports regarding good ol' George and how productive I'm sure he has been in my absence. (I secretly thought that G was going to FTB while I was gone, and I would miss out on so many, many opportunities for snarky remarks. Thank goodness for lazy work ethics!)
More fun to come later this week. How are you all doing?
That's right, Chorts Fans, Liotta back in action. Sorry for the absence, but the new wife was fairly strict about blogging during our honeymoon. (I believe she said, "If you try to write about that stupid fucking fantasy guy even once, I'm making you sleep with the migrant workers.")
I won't tell you where we went, but here's a hint: it was hot, it had bad food, and Internet access was as elusive as cleavage in a turtleneck factory.
No, it wasn't China.
Racists.
Anyways, it's still going to take me a few days to get acclimated and sift through the oh-so-numerous news reports regarding good ol' George and how productive I'm sure he has been in my absence. (I secretly thought that G was going to FTB while I was gone, and I would miss out on so many, many opportunities for snarky remarks. Thank goodness for lazy work ethics!)
More fun to come later this week. How are you all doing?