A Song of Felt and Yarn

[grrrm]

Hey all,

Well, as you know, it's time for the unwashed, pimply-faced masses of teenagers to slog their ways back into school, which means my summer fun is over.  Doubly so, now that I see that the most recent issue of Game Informer is promoting the Valyrian Steel moneysucker known as Longclaw.  Jesus Christ, that thing looks like a piece of garbage.

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What................the.......................Fuck????

[heatcramp]

I just finished reading the posts from those ass kissing retards who have nightly wet dreams of wiping Gorge Fartin's ass with their tongues. It amazes me that these people can even function in society. Being a musician, I've seen it time and time again. People think that they can suck talent through ass and cock, so they line in droves to be the next ass and cock caressing moron. It is so fucking pathetic. And it's not just on his site either. I've been keeping an eye on the Blog of Ice and Fire site and they are running amuck there as well. Someone told me to quit bitching and reread the series whilst I wait. Soooooo...I picked up Gayme of Moans again and was surprised to find that I can't finish it. I don't know if it's because of the contempt I hold for dickface or his army of shitlickers. I try to post things asking about his feelings towards pigs in a blanket or calling people out for being walking anuses, but for some reason they never post my comments. I'll be sure to steal the copy of Dances with Dragons or whatever the fuck, when it comes out. There you go....why don't you make a parody of Dances with Wolves...Kevin Costner would jump on that shit. Thanks for the laughs. Your muppet shit is funny as hell. I think I pooped my pants a little when I saw Tyrion.

Re: What................the.......................Fuck????

[fermentedgoatjz]

"People think that they can suck talent through ass and cock".

Holy shit, i think you just changed my outlook on life with this line. Very deep. Horribly disturbing, but deep. funny shit, thank you.