A Hill of Beans
Just a quick hitter from the desk of Pesci, located in a small room in the sports book at Caesar's. If you have not heard, perhaps you have, one of our favorites Sean Bean has been cast as the naive yet honorably stubborn Eddard Stark. Check it out at www.darkhorizons.com/news/14669/sean-bean-plays-a-game-of-thrones-. Unfortunately for all of us Boromir fans, we know that our guy Sean will once again not see the end of a series. I just checked His Vastness' site and he has a few more updates as well in regards to the series. Mark Addy as King Robert and some dude named "Kit" will be Jon Snow. This is where you disappoint me, HBO. KITT is reserved for the Knight Rider and crappy 80's hair bands -- wait, that was Kip Winger. You guys remember Kip? Winger? Playgirl coverboy in 1991, likes 17 year old girls? His career is very similar to our guy Chubbles. Founder of the band Chicken Winger, 1979 Cover Boy of Bacon Magazine. Likes 17 year old anime girls. Very similar.
Who wants to bet dollars to donuts (The Jolly Rancher's favorite kind of bet), that the Big Fella has a cameo in the show? I just get that feeling. Perhaps it is the vast amounts of hubris spilling forth from all thing George that is twisting my senses, but i can see it happening. Obviously it will be during a dinner scene. Ooooo, candied Dornish hens.
Anyway, a kid named Kit wielding a bastard sword? Come on! This dude is destined for the Oxygen Channel or Lifetime. "But Pesci, he is so cute." Fuck Cute. I want a mopey hard-ass. The girls thought Spider was cute too, but he turned out to be a smart mouthed fuck who deserved what he fuckin' got. Yeah, I'm okay now Spider. How about some fucking respect? I'm too worked up now, I gotta go hit something.
Update - I just read that Morgan Freeman is looking to marry his step-granddaughter. You heard me. Sick Fuck. What a fucking world we live in. The Lannisters would be proud. I just hope it's not true.
Who wants to bet dollars to donuts (The Jolly Rancher's favorite kind of bet), that the Big Fella has a cameo in the show? I just get that feeling. Perhaps it is the vast amounts of hubris spilling forth from all thing George that is twisting my senses, but i can see it happening. Obviously it will be during a dinner scene. Ooooo, candied Dornish hens.
Anyway, a kid named Kit wielding a bastard sword? Come on! This dude is destined for the Oxygen Channel or Lifetime. "But Pesci, he is so cute." Fuck Cute. I want a mopey hard-ass. The girls thought Spider was cute too, but he turned out to be a smart mouthed fuck who deserved what he fuckin' got. Yeah, I'm okay now Spider. How about some fucking respect? I'm too worked up now, I gotta go hit something.
Update - I just read that Morgan Freeman is looking to marry his step-granddaughter. You heard me. Sick Fuck. What a fucking world we live in. The Lannisters would be proud. I just hope it's not true.