Did you know there is a new full-size replica of Longclaw?

[grrrm]

There sure is!  It's the perfect accessory to practice your sword-fighting techniques with.  You know, while you aren't reading Dance with Dragons.  But at least you can get a good workout and lose some weight!  (You know, if you've been sitting around doing nothing for a few years...)

By the way, what's the risk of heart disease running for men over 60 these days?