inspiration
Interesting how The Abominable Doughman has made a comment about how great it is to have two teams in the NFL to root for. Do you think he is a reader of this blog? Food for thought. If so; George, stop reading this and finish the freakin' book. Put down the jelly donuts, wipe the crumbs from your keyboard and type jackass.
Anyway...............
All the Tolkien talk has inspired me to try my hand at a little fan fiction poetry
Lord of the OnionRings
Three salads for the Elven Kings under the sky
Seven Sensible Meals for the weight conscious Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone
Nine fried egg skillets for Mortal Men doomed to die (most likely of clogged arteries)
One deep fryer for the Dark Chocolate Lord on his porcelain throne
One Onion Ring to Rule them all, One Onion Ring to find them,
One Onion Ring to bring them all and in the golden pools of Crisco bind them
In the Land of the Golden Brown where in George’s Shadow twelve of us may lie
Ray and I would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas (politically incorrect, I know, but if you don't like it, bite me).
Rumor has it Ray has a very 'special' gift for me this year. I sure hope is a signed copy of Dead Man's Hand or the pilot tape of George's failed TV show 'Doorways' (I would probably need to find a Beta-max player in order to view it). Both items I am sure are available on Peppermint Fatties' website.
Anyway...............
All the Tolkien talk has inspired me to try my hand at a little fan fiction poetry
Lord of the OnionRings
Three salads for the Elven Kings under the sky
Seven Sensible Meals for the weight conscious Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone
Nine fried egg skillets for Mortal Men doomed to die (most likely of clogged arteries)
One deep fryer for the Dark Chocolate Lord on his porcelain throne
One Onion Ring to Rule them all, One Onion Ring to find them,
One Onion Ring to bring them all and in the golden pools of Crisco bind them
In the Land of the Golden Brown where in George’s Shadow twelve of us may lie
Ray and I would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas (politically incorrect, I know, but if you don't like it, bite me).
Rumor has it Ray has a very 'special' gift for me this year. I sure hope is a signed copy of Dead Man's Hand or the pilot tape of George's failed TV show 'Doorways' (I would probably need to find a Beta-max player in order to view it). Both items I am sure are available on Peppermint Fatties' website.