T3000 Fresh-Keeper
Hey Gomeza. Can you get started on this? KThx!
(This is something I just wrote for a friend asking me if I wanted anything from San Fran...My answer was some fresh seafood!)
*cue 2001: A space odyssey music*
Let our meal taste just as delicious and fresh as if the garcon himself placed it in front of you!...Even though you live across the nation from our restaurant! Our new to-go box, the T3000 Fresh-Keeper, actually stops time in the confines of it's container and is shipped to you (along with the 2 MAC trucks pulling the equipment to run it) so you can enjoy a scrumptious meal at the expense of the space time continuum. Mmmmmm!
Legal:
We're not responsible for space time pirates, monsters, large white creatures that make no sense from the movie "The Time Machine", or any other entity that might supposedly emerge from our device. Consuming or handling the food from said container may cause headaches, nausea, spontaneous aging and/or combustion, or death. Rare cases have been known to cause grisly death. In case of such event, contact your doctor.
(This is something I just wrote for a friend asking me if I wanted anything from San Fran...My answer was some fresh seafood!)
*cue 2001: A space odyssey music*
Let our meal taste just as delicious and fresh as if the garcon himself placed it in front of you!...Even though you live across the nation from our restaurant! Our new to-go box, the T3000 Fresh-Keeper, actually stops time in the confines of it's container and is shipped to you (along with the 2 MAC trucks pulling the equipment to run it) so you can enjoy a scrumptious meal at the expense of the space time continuum. Mmmmmm!
Legal:
We're not responsible for space time pirates, monsters, large white creatures that make no sense from the movie "The Time Machine", or any other entity that might supposedly emerge from our device. Consuming or handling the food from said container may cause headaches, nausea, spontaneous aging and/or combustion, or death. Rare cases have been known to cause grisly death. In case of such event, contact your doctor.