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FOR GOYLE'S EYES ONLY! PRIVATE! DON'T READ! CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!! TOP SECRET! NO PEEKING, PLEASE!

Sep 05, 2004 05:24

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mynoseisfine September 5 2004, 16:35:27 UTC

What exactly is "Goyle Persuasion"?

And why didn't I get a footnote on here? Really, I expected more from you.

hufflepuff4life September 5 2004, 16:43:12 UTC

I'm sure I don't want to know what "Goyle persuasion" entails.

I'm also not sure why you and I are up for "Badgering," while the rest of our house gets "Persuasion." Should we be offended or relieved?

mynoseisfine September 5 2004, 16:57:35 UTC

I don't know. Do we really need to be badgered?

I'm wondering about myself now. You're probably up for "badgering" because "no one that sinfully beautiful can be so innocent". That's a bit on the strange side, don't you agree?

hufflepuff4life September 5 2004, 16:59:21 UTC

It's worrysome, but sadly, not unexpected.

grrgoyle September 5 2004, 20:10:58 UTC

What is? The badgering?

terryclothrags September 5 2004, 17:53:17 UTC

I didn't get a footnote either, but at least he knows your name.

grrgoyle September 5 2004, 20:14:07 UTC

I'm sorry, Terrence. I don't believe that you ever told me your sister's name.

terryclothrags September 6 2004, 00:11:10 UTC

I meant my name. Which is Terry.

I don't plan on telling you her name.

grrgoyle September 6 2004, 00:38:30 UTC

Why, Terrence? Is it an ugly name like Mavis or something?

It is Mavis, isn't it? Your sister is named Mavis. Aw- Poor Mavis.

terryclothrags September 6 2004, 01:00:16 UTC

Yes, it's Mavis. Make sure you don't address her by her name, which is Mavis, when you talk to her. She likes that, and I wouldn't want her to like what you have to say.

grrgoyle September 6 2004, 01:24:15 UTC

Haha! Evidently you never know when to keep your mouth shut, Terrence!! I am calling her Mavis, if it is the last thing I do. Trying to get between me and my converting business!!

I am on to you!!

terryclothrags September 6 2004, 01:26:36 UTC

Curses. Foiled again.

grrgoyle September 6 2004, 01:32:05 UTC

Gee. You don't have to look so pained by it! It happens to the best of us!

terryclothrags September 6 2004, 01:41:36 UTC

Thank you. Your kind words give me the strength to carry on, after I have been so thoroughly bested.

grrgoyle September 5 2004, 20:09:23 UTC

I'm sorry. It's just that life as a Born Again Junior Death Eater is pretty hectic, you understand! It's very "complicated" indeed. It involves great "sacrifice", "dedication" and intensive honing of one's arts and crafts skills. Stuff that you mere wizards cannot possibly comprehend!! I have no time for little footnotes!! No time at all!!

Pepe!! Where is my latte?!! And what is this?! Sugar?! I didn't ask for sugar you, you- YOU BITCH!! Oops! I didn't mean to say that! Sorry mummy! Sorry!!

mynoseisfine September 5 2004, 20:29:16 UTC

You made several little footnotes, obviously you had some time to make them and you never answered my first question.
Also, where are you quoting "complicated", "sacrifice", and "dedication" from?

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