Order Yours Today!!

[grrgoyle]

If Voldemort were to appear on your doorstep dressed in his intimidating yet crisp Death Eater's garb and staring at you beseechingly with his deep, heavy lidded, snakelike eyes. Probing you. Disrobing you. And pointing one long partially decayed Finger o' Truth over your heart and asking you, "What have you done for me, The Great and Magnificent

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[hufflepuff4life]

I'm torn between being offended and ordering three.

I'll get back to you.

[grrgoyle]

!NET YUB !NET YUB !NET YUB !NET YUB

Just a catchy rhyme I made up. Read through it carefully.

[hufflepuff4life]

!YLEKIL YDOOOLB TON !YLEKIL YDOOOLB TON !YLEKIL YDOOOLB TON

Little rhyme of my own, there.

I will take three, though. I am offended, but amusement is winning out right now.

You wouldn't happen to have any of those "Tories for Voldemort" t-shirts, then, would you?

[grrgoyle]

Thanks! It's been a pleasure doing business with you, Justin!

And why are you buying three anyway? One for yourself, one for Pansy and one for... Houseboy??

[hufflepuff4life]

NONE FOR HOUSEBOY!

I'm not quite sure what to do with the extras. Let's do one black, one blue, and one red, though.

AND THIS IS STILL OFFENSIVE.

[nothisbitch]

Oh darling, I would like the red one if you are planning to give one to me.

[hufflepuff4life]

Er, yes, you'd look smashing in the red one.

Consider it yours.

[grrgoyle]

I think Houseboy will like the red one also. Pansy and him will probably have a dirty, sweaty...mudfight over it or something!

How about you by a forth one, for Houseboy?

[hufflepuff4life]

STILL TRYING NOT TO THINK ABOUT HOUSEBOY, THANKYOUVERYMUCH!