Wonderful day! Post # 1!

[growtaller]

Hello Brawl! I had been planning to post for a while, and I woke up today to a very beautiful morning! Birds were singing songs of joy! The sky was sapphire blue! The sun was bright and golden! So I decided to post within the day, because I didn't want such an amazing day go to waste! What a wonderful day to be making a first post!

My name is Kafuka

Comments

[b_button]

You seem like a very helpful person! My thanks and gratitude for allowing me to become your friend.

[growtaller]

Thank you very much! I do want to help everyone at this wonderful community! I would love to be your friend too, Shota-bait-san!

[b_button]

Maybe I can help you help everyone! Shota-bait-san?

[growtaller]

That is a great and wonderful idea, Shota-bait-san! We could scout Brawl to find the people in need of our assistance! That would be our best contribution to this amazing community!

You look like Shota-bait! I heard Harumi using that term once to describe young people with big eyes and innocent faces!

[bitendency]

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Hm. Shiny.

[growtaller]

Do you like it, Vampire-san?

[bitendency]

A little too shiny.

[growtaller]

I made it too shiny so that it will be the first thing everyone sees! If you don't make your disclaimer shiny enough, no one would see it! Disclaimers shouldn't be written in small print but in really big, bold, colorful fonts! It should be the most important part of a post!

[nicotine_patch]

Oh wow.

[stonecoldrose]

You could stand to be a bit taller.

[nicotine_patch]

I think I'm actually pretty good~

Are you "vampire-san"?

[bitendency]

Yes, she is.

[upyourscolonel]

...Y'know, I've tried that. Only got a headache out of it.

[growtaller]

You were probably doing it wrong! The rope must be strong and wrapped very tightly around your neck! You would also need a really high area to tie the rope to! That way the pull of gravity will be stronger and you would grow taller quicker!

[upyourscolonel]

Actually no. That would break your neck and you'd die.

[growtaller]

Don't die, Ed!

[stonecoldrose]

"Vampire-san"? I'm afraid you'll have to be a tad more specific around here.

[growtaller]

Oh! Vampire-san is bitendency! Are you a Vampire, miss??

[stonecoldrose]

...Aha. He's not an actual vampire then. I, on the other hand, am.

[growtaller]

Wow! A real vampire! Are you an old Vampire or a Neo-Vampire like Emmett??