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Jul 06, 2005 16:48

The contents of my friend's AIM profile:

Lifetime Goals:
1. Perfect cloning. 2. Get a PhD in Genetics 3. Use math/science etc. to prove existance of a God (or some higher power) exists in the universe. 4. Figure out if there is such thing as a soul. 5. Transfer my consciousness into a clone of me to extend my life. 6. Conquer the world. (or at least a quadrant of it) 7. Master hand to hand combat. 8.Try out contract killing OR bounty hunting. 9. Test my combat skills against a Navy SEAL, Delta Force, or "Spetsnaz" team. 10. Build a super soldier. 11. Formulate Vx nerve gas on my own. 12. Become a plastic surgeon to see what's thats like. 13. Find a method to extend the human lifespan to a couple of thousand years. 14.Win a major poker tournament. 15. Figure out and prove/disprove an afterlife to see if being good is worth it. 16. Build and Disassemble a nuclear bomb in under thirteen minutes. 17. Construct and create artificial intelligence. 18. Build myself an Android Body. 19. Join the Russian Mafia to see whats thats like (if my life is otherwise a complete failure) 20. Be abducted & experimented on by "Aliens". 21. Prove the concept of reincarnation. 22. Get a pHD in Chinese Medicine. 23. Solidify and create a field to study human energy fields. (chi'/prana/ works of alternate medicine etc.) 24. Start my own biotech firm dealing with stem cell/cloning/genetic manipulation research & production after finishing school. 25. To be continued...

He's completely serious about all this.

And granted, some of that is repetitive.

But at least he HAS goals.
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