Feb 13, 2006 17:24
What iTunes says about your life
Open iTunes, go to your library, and supply the following:
Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is!
How many songs: 5147 items, 14 days, 18.57 GB
Sort by song title:
First song:"?" by Outkast
Last Song: "Zurich is Stained" by Pavement
Sort by time:
Shortest Song: My Melancholy Baby (Coda Rehearsal)- Charlie Parker(0:04)
Longest Song: Bitches Brew- Miles Davis (26:59)
Sort by artist:
First Artist: !!!
Last Artist: The Zombies
Top Three Most Played Songs:
1. Hang on to Your Ego- Beach Boys(61)
2. Here Comes the Sun- Beatles(55)
3. I Write the B-Sides- Eels(49)
First song that comes up on shuffle:
"Dhun"- Ravi Shankar
Search for...
"sex": 5 songs
"death": 50 items (I like metal)
"love": 250 items
"drugs": 2 songs
"life": 155 items
Go to your music program's library and set it to shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press next. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NOTE: I only put the good ones. The ones that were lame I chose my own answer and starred it so you know when I cheated.
1. What do you think of me, iTunes? "Rebel Rebel" - Seu Jorge (the guy in life aquatic that did the bowie covers)
2. Will I have a happy life? "Over My Head (Cable Car"- The Fray (the only reason it's in the library is because of a girl)
3. What do my friends really think of me? "Outro" - Roots
4. Do people secretly lust after me? "Sophisticated Cissy" Meters
5. What does my significant other think of me? "Range Life" - Pavement
6. How can I make myself happy? "Mr. Wendal" - Arrested Development
7. What should I do with my life? "No Greater Protector" - Roots
8. Why must life be so full of pain? "People Say" -The Meters
9. Will I ever have children? "Harry Potter" - MC Chris
10. Will I die happy? "No Alibi" - The Roots
11. Can you give me some advice? "No Life Singed Her" - Pavement
12. Do you know where my children are? "Fluffhead" - Phish (yeah.... i know....)
13. What do I think happiness is? "A Message from the Meters" -The Meters
14. What's my favorite fetish? "DQ Blizzard" MC Chris (Why does iTunes keep shuffling to the same bands???)
15. What will I be doing in 10 years? "Your Move" - Blackalicious w/ Lifesavas
16. What is the most important thing in my life? "In My Life" The Beatles
17. When I dream, what do I dream about? "Eve of Reality"- Arrested Development
18. What's my favorite drink? "Fresh Feeling" - Eels
19. What is my mating call? "Ohio" -VR
20. What will I say with my final dying breath? "Cut out to FI" -RJD2