I HATE OLD PEOPLE
The new woman at work sickens me. She's so old she has the old lady smell (death/cat pee) and I worry that if she dies in the kiosk, we won't be able to get rid of it. And, she's ruining my day off. She was supposed to come in on Sunday and work 9-12 so I could train her how to close, but she didn't. She was "too sick."
Well, of fucking course she's too sick! Her organs are dust! She was alive before they invented gasoline operated vehicles! She doesn't know how to use a calculator--it's TOO ADVANCED. She probably doesn't have a watch! She uses a sundial! OH MY FUCKING GOD.
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Anyway. I haven't slept since 10:30 yesterday morning. My body is functioning on caffeine and nicotine. I don't smell that great myself, now that I think about it, but I still don't smell like death. Or cat pee. And I won't get to sleep until I get off work tonight at midnight.
I think this is all because I bragged about having a semi-normal work schedule. God is punishing me.
AGAIN.
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I also feel really skanky because of my crush on my married guy friend. It's getting worse. I need a new object of affection! Maybe a professor? Why couldn't David have hired a hot guy at work? :(
I need a nap.
Well, of fucking course she's too sick! Her organs are dust! She was alive before they invented gasoline operated vehicles! She doesn't know how to use a calculator--it's TOO ADVANCED. She probably doesn't have a watch! She uses a sundial! OH MY FUCKING GOD.
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Anyway. I haven't slept since 10:30 yesterday morning. My body is functioning on caffeine and nicotine. I don't smell that great myself, now that I think about it, but I still don't smell like death. Or cat pee. And I won't get to sleep until I get off work tonight at midnight.
I think this is all because I bragged about having a semi-normal work schedule. God is punishing me.
AGAIN.
...
I also feel really skanky because of my crush on my married guy friend. It's getting worse. I need a new object of affection! Maybe a professor? Why couldn't David have hired a hot guy at work? :(
I need a nap.