involutary: box meme

[groundsplitter]

[ ] hang out with me?
[ ] go see a movie with me?
[ ] hug me?
[ ] hug me a lot?
[ ] kiss me?
[ ] use your tongue?
[ ] let me put my hand on your butt?
[ ] put your hand on my butt?
[ ] be alone in a room with me?
[ ] go on a date with me?
[ ] take me to your place?
[ ] sleep with me? (no sex)
[ ] cuddle with me?
[ ] have sex with me?
[ ] sing in a car with me?
[ ] play strip poker with me?
[ ] date me?
[ ] ask me out?
[ ] please me in more ways than one?
[ ] let me kiss you?
[ ] get me a b-day gift?
[ ] be my gf/bf?
[ ] have a fling with me?
[ ] be there for me?
[ ] buy me a drink?
[ ] bring me around your friends?
[ ] give me a massage?
[ ] love me?
[ ] hang out with me more than two times a week?
[ ] miss me?
[ ] enjoy being with me?
[ ] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[ ] be my friend?
[ ] drive out from wherever you are from to see me?

...computer, what the shit are you doing?