Phone Out Of Order
My friend Scott and I used to find some adventure to get in every day, but in order for us to go out this time Scott had a lot of yard work to do. Me being particularly good at yard work and needing Scoot with me to see the girls down the road decided I would lend a hand. Together we made short work of most of it but the last part was trimming the weeds around the house. Scott wasn't looking very closely and while snipping like a mad man missed the fact his phone like was in those weeds.
After snipping his phone line right in two Scott knew he was in trouble. This didn't work for me at all because as I said before I needed someone with me to talk to the girls down the road and if Scott was grounded he wasn't going to be might help.
"Maybe we can fix it" I said. "I don't know nothing about phone wires." Scott returned. I took a quick look and sure enough colored wires on both side. "Well, we should only need to figure out which color wires to put together." I proposed. "But which colors." Scott returned. I thought about it for a few min. Then I decided there was little chance he cut the wires right on a color change to I just matched the colors and re-attached everything, taped it up and we gave it a good test. As a big shock to both of us it worked fantastic. Scott was done and we could go talk to girls. Only they were not home. So tomorrow was going to be the day.
Tomorrow came and I took the trip to get Scott, only when I knocked Scott had a shocked expression. "I just got off the phone with you" Scot told me. "No you didn't this is the first time we talked today" I said back. He then told me all about the conversation he had with me and everything that we said. It sounded like me, only it never happened. At least on my end. Instead of seeing the girls we spent the day testing the phone.
We never did figure out what happened that day with the phone. We didn't manage to talk to the girls ether and wherever or whoever the other Mike was we never discovered.