I WASN'T MAKING PORN!

Oct 03, 2004 14:38

Last night was our "WHAT THE FUCK!" party. It was so ridiculous!!

the scene: in my bedroom, a few friends are just chilling on the bed, smoking, and hanging out with some beers. we have just finished smoking and placed the bong down on the floor.

**loud knocking on my bedroom door**
everyone in the room: "GET THE FUCK IN HERE!"
cop (as he comes in my room): "the party is over!"
me (as i do my best to stand in front of the bong so the cop can't see): "um, hello..."
cop: "yall were smoking pot. that is illegal. Are you stupid?? why would you have a party with a DJ?"
me: "ummm...was the music too loud.."
cop (staring at me as if i WERE stupid): "yes...what were yall doing in here...making porn?"

if the cops hadn't busted the party...i would have gotten an M.O.S.(make-out-session)...that sucks cause i really like this guy and wanna hang out with him minus the 5-0. but i guess that is just the way it goes...
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