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FEMININE HYGIENE TROUBLES

BY PRINCESS STRAP-ON (co-written by Casey Robinson)

Sisters and Mothers / Come 2 gether
Open our mouthes / break th leather

Baking bread n cookies / In the oven
We can learn / learnin' n lovin'

Every girl gets the yeast infection
She might just need / some direction

Every girl gets the yeast infection
She just needs / your direction

All white and creamy/ In the vag
Mother nature makes me itch / N scratch real bad
Went to the store for some Monostat 1
Now my pussy is slimy / Just like cum
Shot an egg up my cootch / Had an allergic reaction /
Pussy inflamed / Now I'm really scratchin'
Shot an egg up my cootch / Had an allergic reaction /
Feels like a hellspawn is fuckin' hatchin'

I'm crying real hard and my boyfriends sad
Cuz I'm out of commission / In the Vag
I'm crying real hard and my boyfriends sad
Cuz I'm all rancid / Up in the Vag

My boyfriend put me in a steaming hot tub
We wants some touchin' / gonna gimme a rub
I'm shrieking and crying gonna rip by uterus out
He thinks I'm a cunt just puttin' a pout

Gonna cuddle with my teddy
Gonna cuddle with my kiddy
Gonna rip out my pussy
Gonna cuddle with my kitty
I bet I have ovarian cysts
Have some STDs too
My boyfriend will be pissed
but it ain't nothin' new

I'm crying real hard and my boyfriends sad
Cuz I'm out of commission / In the Vag
my canal's all cheesed,
so I'm at ease,
no dick in my slick slimy yest brick, PLEASE!

I'm crying real hard and my boyfriends sad
Cuz I'm all rancid / Up in the Vag

Sisters and Mothers / Come 2 gether
Baking bread n cookies / In the oven
Every girl gets the yeast infection
Every girl gets the yeast infection

SONG BASED ON A TRUE STORY

BY PRINCESS STRAP-ON



How is everyones' Summer going?