The last time I go out with the girls
I am currently laying in bed trying to keep very still in case I either (a) trigger a hangover or (b) am still drunk and might fall over if I try to stand up. Oh yes, thats how classy I am this morning. I'm meeting Gem on campus at midday to apply for my training contract- this cant be a good idea really, but apparently loads of lawyers become alcoholics so I'm just getting a head start. I need to drink less but at the moment I have fuck all else to do apart from get drunk and then sleep it off again, so I have started drinking ungodly amounts. I'm meant to go over the girls tonight to drink more but not sure I'm going to make it and at the moment the thought is making me want to curl up and die in a small alcoholic ball.
I'm going to have to get out of bed soon as will have to spend about 5 days trying to get my eye liner off from last night- you put a little bit on and it never comes off!! even in the shower it stays put! fucking stuff. And for some reason its all under my finger nails and over my hands this morning as well :S I am so sexy first thing in the morning its unbelievable :) And this kids is why I`dont bother with make up normally.
Memories of last night are a little dodgy but I remember after the first half dozen drinks that I chatted up a really hot girl and got her phone number lol its now official, I have no shame when I have a few drinks. None at all. I just wish I had any use for a hot girl really.
urgh Steve just text me, that noise hurts. Juat becasue his all chipper and going on holiday today. Lucky git. I'm going to go to sleep in the shower now.
I'm going to have to get out of bed soon as will have to spend about 5 days trying to get my eye liner off from last night- you put a little bit on and it never comes off!! even in the shower it stays put! fucking stuff. And for some reason its all under my finger nails and over my hands this morning as well :S I am so sexy first thing in the morning its unbelievable :) And this kids is why I`dont bother with make up normally.
Memories of last night are a little dodgy but I remember after the first half dozen drinks that I chatted up a really hot girl and got her phone number lol its now official, I have no shame when I have a few drinks. None at all. I just wish I had any use for a hot girl really.
urgh Steve just text me, that noise hurts. Juat becasue his all chipper and going on holiday today. Lucky git. I'm going to go to sleep in the shower now.