APH: Let's Play A Love Game (Chapter One)

[grosse_averse]

Title: Let’s Play A Love Game (1/7)
Author: grosse_averse
Characters: Netherlands/Canada, with a gratuitous smattering of other nations
Rating: Eventual NC-17 - for now, T for the annoyingly repeated usage of the word crotch.
Summary: Matthew doesn’t mind Lars playing around, as long as he gets to the main event, eventually. Although he doesn't really

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[o0litodreamer0o]

(I need a Netherlands icon. STAT!)

I need it was a good idea to keep refreshing my f-list all day XD
Schat, that was fan-flipping-tastic. And that wasn't sarcasm for once!
And let me tell you - koalas really are evil. They -will- attack people 0_0

I was going to surprise you with a Netherlands drawing, but FCUK YOU AND YOUR HAIR, LARS. Ugh. It is the bane of my existence OTL
I'll still post it, but it's total epic fail.

Oh right~! Great chapter, cherie. Keep it up!

[grosse_averse]

(I keep snagging them whenever I see them - I've got oodles D:)

B-but koalas are so innocent-looking! I always trust them when I meet them in dark alleys!

WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME?!?!

[o0litodreamer0o]

(I think I only have....one or two. Pfft whatever - I'll draw my own XD )

Why would you run into a koala in a dark alley!? Now hippos - THOSE are vicious animals. They have no gag reflex, you know.

BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME.

FCUK we're doing that "have one conversation in two different places" thing again.

[grosse_averse]

I don't know - why would you run into HIPPOS in a dark alley? At least koalas give you a chance. Hippos don't ask questions!

We're just that cool, shush

[o0litodreamer0o]

I would, in Africa! D= That's because I don't speak hippo, love. Unless you're implying something.... >=/
and koalas speak cantonese! That 's because Hong Kong taught them! =D

True that.

[grosse_averse]

Oh please, everyone knows hippos are AT LEAST bilingual. That's all they do in the swamp, eat old people and learn languages.
Pfft of course Koalas speak Cantonese! Those tricky bastards...

[o0litodreamer0o]

Okay well then, miss smarty pants, what languages do they know?
Wait wait wait. If hippos sit around and digest people in Africa....could they sing me African tribal songs? =D

They're quite intelligent. They picked up on cantonese extremely quickly.
SHIT WE'RE OFF TOPIC. Okay, I'm going to stop spamming your story now, love.
GET TO BED. YOU HAVE SCHOOLS.

[grosse_averse]

Whatever they want to learn! Portuguese, Dutch, Korean - whatever books they take out from the library!
And sure, I mean, if they felt like it!

WAIT there was a topic?!
Ahaha I don't have school 'til Tuesday!

[o0litodreamer0o]

Well I certainly hope that their library cards don't get water damage.
Wait, I thought they gained the language because they ate old people!

Somewhere along the way, probably. But we lost that one a LONG time ago, schat. That's totally going to be my new pet name for you XD
SCORE ME NEITHER.

[grosse_averse]

That's why you have a waterproof pocket protector!
Wait, you can gain languages by eating old people? ...Excuse me, I'll be right back...

Eee a pet name! But what will I call you?
SWEET~

[o0litodreamer0o]

Marcella, you're NOT allowed to consume your family. GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW.

Whatever you want to call me in b-
*shot*

[grosse_averse]

Why would I want to consume my family if they don't speak any other languages?
/scoff/ Spoilsport

This is far too risque a conversation to be having out in the open, bb :P

[o0litodreamer0o]

Your father knows how to speak proper English probably, and your brother speaks French. 'Nuf said.

Nonsense! I'm french. I can talk about anything I possibly want to public and get away with it. SHIT mother's wall of china is in my way D=.

[grosse_averse]

P-proper English? 0_0 Does that still exist??

A-a-asian cockblock?!