Aug 10, 2005 12:10
seriously, fuck my room mates.
last night they threw a little party. which consisted of about 20 people. they ate all of my food. we had established a "don't eat anyone elses fucking food" rule made when they moved in. so i know for a fact they did it on purpose. i also had this statue i bought for lance's birthday 2 years ago, that was a little on the pricey side. my room mate took the liberty of knocking it over with a fucking broom, i just happened to walk out of my room when she was in the process of doing it. it hit the floor and shattered into little fucking pieces. she laughed and handed me the broom and said "hahaha, looks like this is your fucking problem now." and went back out side to get stoned. later on i went to the market for a minute to see if i could jack some eats, when i got back they had kicked in my door and were in my room going through my shit. about 10 fucking people going through my fucking shit. i am currently missing cds, dvds, and some clothes. and they broke all of our SOPRANOS collector glasses. there were only two. BUT FUCKING STILL! they also broke a lot of my plates and bowls.
let me quickly explain why this is going on. i have two room mates at the moment. we are subletting to them since the irish guys are gone. lance and i are paying $350 a piece for the room we are in. the others are paying $200 for one room and $600 for the other, it is also the biggest room. lance and i also pay the utilities. well, the room mates got together and decided they are paying to much and weren't going to pay rent anymore and we had to give them their money back that they have already paid in rent their month and a half living here. also let me add, lance and i used to stay in the room we are currently charging $600 for, and while we lived in that room we were paying $700 for it. the girl is paying less than we were.
being as this is fucking bullshit we aren't giving them their money back, and since they aren't paying their rent anymore they have to get out by the end of the month. well they are refusing to leave.
this is the part where my revenge kicks in...
since there seems to be a "misunderstanding" as to whos shit is who's i woke up early while the both of them were sleeping and made sure to help them clear up these "misunderstandings". well all the kitchen appliances (microwave, blender, mini fridge, sandwich maker.. all that shit), dishes (bowls, plates, silverware, and cookware) and most of the food and condiments are mine/lances, i moved EVERYTHING into my room and put a pad lock on the door. so now if they want to eat, they're going to be a little fucked.
and just between you guys and me shhhhh....
i stole their fucking pot. it's a ziplock sandwich bag about half full with the shit. i don't smoke so if you kids do, ask me, i'll hook you up.