Fun with Lists
Things:
1. Things I wish I liked:
Yogurt, Spinach, Tomatoes, Salmon, Working out, Vodka, White Wine.
2. Things I wish I didn't like:
Cheesebugers, Pizza, Nachos, Bread, Coke, Sleeping.
3. Things I am glad that I don't like:
Mayo, Ranch, Sushi, cole slaw, Blush wine, cigarettes, country music and chicken wings.
Reasons why:
1. It's really hard to diet when you hate everything that is good for you to eat while on a diet.
2. It's really hard to socialize at cocktail parties when you do not like vodka and almost every cool grown-up cocktail is made with it.
3. It's really hard to find time to work out when sleep is so wonderful.
4. And really, sushi is just nasty.
Good things about drinking more water:
1. It's good for your skin.
2. It flushes out impurities in your muscles, tissues and organs.
3. It helps suppress your appetite.
Bad things about drinking more water:
1. Dammit, I have to pee again.
2. I'll be right back, gotta pee again.
3. Can't type now, I'm peeing again.
4. It's not coke.
Random:
1. In an e-mail chain with my boss, his wife, his assistant, anf all of the VPs and other directors like me one of the guys referenced "2girls1cup". Knowing that the rest of them would likely google it, I quickly fired off an e-mail going "DONT LOOK THAT UP! I'M SERIOUS!". Then my phone rang from my direct boss who sad "ok, so what is 2girls1cup"? now I ask you...what would you have done there? How in the world do I explain a scat film to my male boss? "Just...don't watch it. It's about feces, ok? Just...trust me." And after saying that I realized that I had never in my wildest dreams expected to have ever said that sentence in my professional life.
2. I have had to take migraine medicine every day for the past week. What the hell is up? My allergies are off the hook, causing sinus headaches that trigger migraines. Um, ow?
3. I still like LOLcats. Bring em on. Give em cheezeburgers. Take away the bukkit.
1. Things I wish I liked:
Yogurt, Spinach, Tomatoes, Salmon, Working out, Vodka, White Wine.
2. Things I wish I didn't like:
Cheesebugers, Pizza, Nachos, Bread, Coke, Sleeping.
3. Things I am glad that I don't like:
Mayo, Ranch, Sushi, cole slaw, Blush wine, cigarettes, country music and chicken wings.
Reasons why:
1. It's really hard to diet when you hate everything that is good for you to eat while on a diet.
2. It's really hard to socialize at cocktail parties when you do not like vodka and almost every cool grown-up cocktail is made with it.
3. It's really hard to find time to work out when sleep is so wonderful.
4. And really, sushi is just nasty.
Good things about drinking more water:
1. It's good for your skin.
2. It flushes out impurities in your muscles, tissues and organs.
3. It helps suppress your appetite.
Bad things about drinking more water:
1. Dammit, I have to pee again.
2. I'll be right back, gotta pee again.
3. Can't type now, I'm peeing again.
4. It's not coke.
Random:
1. In an e-mail chain with my boss, his wife, his assistant, anf all of the VPs and other directors like me one of the guys referenced "2girls1cup". Knowing that the rest of them would likely google it, I quickly fired off an e-mail going "DONT LOOK THAT UP! I'M SERIOUS!". Then my phone rang from my direct boss who sad "ok, so what is 2girls1cup"? now I ask you...what would you have done there? How in the world do I explain a scat film to my male boss? "Just...don't watch it. It's about feces, ok? Just...trust me." And after saying that I realized that I had never in my wildest dreams expected to have ever said that sentence in my professional life.
2. I have had to take migraine medicine every day for the past week. What the hell is up? My allergies are off the hook, causing sinus headaches that trigger migraines. Um, ow?
3. I still like LOLcats. Bring em on. Give em cheezeburgers. Take away the bukkit.