Jan 08, 2006 16:26
DB = Dr. Ballon
S = Stripper
S: What's your name?
DB: Allon.
S: Ooh, I like that name. Is it French?
DB: No, it's Hebrew.
S: Really? I'm Jewish too. Did you have a good Chanukah?
... and later:
S: So where are you from?
DB: Staten Island.
S: I got lost on Staten Island once. The people were very nice.
DB: I can tell you first hand that the people are nice there.
S: If I got lost on Staten Island, would you help me?
DB: Of course.
S: If I needed a cup of sugar, would you give it to me?
DB: Of course.
S: Would you lick it off me?
DB: You know I would.
S: There's only one condition. I don't like wearing panties.
DB: Perfect.
Merry Schnekmas everybody!