It's me! I'm an oak tree!

Sep 10, 2004 11:15

"The strongest oak tree of the forest is not the one that is protected from the storm and hidden from the sun. It's the one that stands in the open where it is compelled to struggle for its existence against the winds and rains and the scorching sun ( Read more... )

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brye September 10 2004, 15:27:48 UTC
oh yes.. I am sure.. I use to study trees in college and have actually talked to the Buckeye trees here on campus... they are very friendly till you piss them off then they raise their branches and pound you with buckeyes.. shit.. I had such troubles that Brutas had to come and talk to them... I just told the one tree he acted gay and shit .... I get all kinds of crap from them...Ohhh... the ducks are pissed too.. they said you did not feed them the orther day so they found out I am your friend and marched their little ducks asses in the building and bitched.. I said go sit your ass on the fountain and chill... the one black and white duck said he enjoyed the fountain on his ass and I asked him if he was gay.. he said yes and damn proud of it! He asked if I would take him to Axis and I said.. hell NO! if you want to go talk to your little buddy Mike... they are still here trying to get my Buck ID to get some food at the cafeteria... I agreed to take the gay duck, but the str8's need to bug someone else on this floor. the one lab tech threatened to sit the one duck on the radio active stuff so he ran out, but the other duck found the cocaine and is getting high as we speak... damn ducks. look what you started???

oh man... did I remember to take my meds this morning???

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groove2life September 10 2004, 18:00:04 UTC
Ducky cocaine and Brutus buckeye... it sounds like a great weekend to me!

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