worst dog ever

Jan 08, 2010 18:30

Should my current plan fall thru, I am definitely going to walk dogs for a living I am ready,  I have walked as a volunteer with some of the worst dogs in NY. 
MY STORY: I was walking a dog nemed Biggy. He is eight months old and a Charpei and pitt mix, ugly. He is okay as long as you are moving but if you stop for any reason he will start humping you (he is neuterd too). So it's difficult to clean up his shit and it is mandatory in NYC.
So one night I walked him ,first shit I get up no problem. Second shit at the tail end of the most annoyingly popular and peopled street in all of NYC ( I kid you not)  I have to squat as it is a big shit. Biggy wraps his chain around my legs knocking me on my back and starts humping my shinbone. I couldn't get up, I was trying to shove his shit in his face to no avail. Some guy pulled him off of me.I got a whiff of shit or two as we finished our walk. I ask the guy at the shelter if I have dogshit on my back . He says no. I go to a store before taking my train home, and trying to get my food stamp card I throw my little backpack up on the counter.
It is covered with mashed dogshit. Freaked out the store people, freak out and embarrassing for me.

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