yesterday afternoon as i'm waiting to go to the pub, I'm gazing out the window and about 150 bikes appear out of nowhere in front of me. I knew it was critical mass so i threw on my locks (including a 3 kilo molly chain lock) and dive down the stairs with my bike in my hands and luckily it was only half way done.. It was a lot of fun to make cars suffer for once. Holding up traffic, being rowdy. Most of the people were my age. Highlights included biking through the Eaton Center and having police at the other end not being able to do anything about it, and not really caring anyway. and, and.....ZANTA showing up!! If you live in Toronto, you know who he is. I found this video on him:
YES YES YES he ran with us and did push ups. Then one of the guys said there was a party on Spadina later so I went but it was really fucking shitty. It was a hippie fest. I met a few 'good' hippies, but 90% of the people there were huge fucking losers. They had an MC who was rapping stuff about facism and at one point sang "when I say fuck the, y'all say system...fuck the...fuck the..." So I went home very early but that's okay, I have to get a buncha things done before going to Ellisse's place
and i just woke up from a very vivid dream. Maryanne and I were sitting in a restaurant and i'm picking my nose and she catches me and im freaking out cause it's blue and then im like fuck it and i show it to her and i'm say 'look, it's a blue jay!' and then she pretends to be disgusted and quickly puts it in her mouth and im like awwwwwwww shit maryanne..sick. so then i end up in this basement apartment/office where there's all these random people I hardly ever or never see anymore. people from my high school and SHAQ WAS THERE. or maybe he was just a tall black guy, i don't know - he was shaq in my dream. ok so we're all having a bite to eat and they (the leaders/teachers i dunno) are not giving enough food, so I was stealing some for people and although I would get caught, I would do something funny/cute and all would be forgiven. So I turn into the alpha male and turn the place into a giant party, and what a party! So after people thanked me for getting rid of the gay tyrant and being a good host. actually this guy said secretary host. I think he meant secondary, whatever, it was Eugene Ide. I'm sure he meant penis. Weird, anyway I'm in my room on Broadview and the sun had just come up and I look out the window and it was fucking gorgeous outside. There were 12 ft tall flowers planted all along the road, and MASSIVE grass/cat's tails planted in front of all the homes, even my window sill had flowers. People were outside in large numbers. Then I woke up and looked outside and felt depressed because it was the exact opposite. No care goes into the way our cities look