Sweet Gums, Yo!
A man came to the register I was working at and set down 4 extra large Hershey candy bars.
I started to ring them up.
I admit I didn't even look at him.
"I have a sweet tooth...." - he said.
"Ah yeah, nothing wrong with that. Life is short, right?"
I looked up only to be greeted with a smile with all gums and no teeth.
"I meant sweet gums..I have sweet gums"
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