Boy i am i bored...

Apr 25, 2006 14:08

I mean, really should get on my homework and play catch up, but i need to be creative right now or i'll... well i won't bust, but I might have SOMETHING bad happen... I have out played all my games and there aren't many good ones out now... sigh... i can't wait until the new spilnter cell comes out! weee! (sucks to be metal gear fans now don't it?) heh, don't take that too hard now metal gear fans. I just perfer a game based more on stealth instead of being able to walk up to a NPC be six feet away, in broad daylight, in a forest clearing, with him looking at you and just writing you off as some sort of squirrel... thats not for me...
I got a user pic, yeah!


Cool, huh? I bet youw jelous. Aftew all i am a woaman. i love that MOVIE! too funny for words, i hear advent children is out and in honor of a occation that i don't really find all that special, but Em does i shall give a picture preview from the film... now to put my hacker skills to the test... oops misspelled that. its Hackerz skillZ.


Okay. Now THAT does look good. Of course it is easier to modify a movie to look good that a game, hence why the recent games don't look as realistic. The eye coloring is over sized though... Now i just relized a big reason why i don't like anime. (don't hurt me Em's friends... 0_0) the faces are too perfect. thats it, the way its designed there are no blemishes or real coloring to the face, that and the shading on the faces. the way its done either its a darker tone of a color for a solid shadow or its a few lines... No inbetween... those lines just urk me to no end. but look at the faces, even the bad guys (who are always oblivously bad guys, there are very few plot twisting ones, most are predictable) that have huge scars, the scars are well, perfect scares that follow basic geo metric shapes. its like those how to draw books that show you the basic shapes of things, except the first step is the last one. well it feels good to rant, but to show you i am a good sport i'll give this link.

http://www.abcb.com/laws/

Its the laws of anime. And they are true, even the hardcore fans (a few of my friends that missed dates and work because of "that one show") will think it is funny.
Okay now for some random stuff i wrote a few nights ago because, i was trying to keep track of thoughts and didn't even think to use LJ. Oh and my arms are still sore from last night... ow... but its all good.

Oh man, I was watching cinematech last night on G4 and the dumbest game came on. It was ping pong, but with DOA girl wanna be’s in bikinis. The vid for it started with the character creation screen with a zoom on the chest of on girl as the player just kept changing the... errrr... natural endowment of the character. Oh those japanese... What will they think of next... To be honest though, that would be a useful tool for plastic surgens, so there is SOME application for it. Albeit, an expensive one. I just had to laugh at that. whew, that was funny. Did you catch robot chicken the other night? Wow, the whole highlander paraody was great. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! (If you missed it, it was about lindsy lohan fighting all of the other pop celebrity girls to become the highlander) I just relized why it did that on Cinematech, looking at the satellite guide it was the Nocternal version, kind of perverted, but worth the laughs that someone would make games as crappy and cheap as that.
Awsome, ren and stimpy are on. This one is about their quest to get into canada to make their fortunes with the wiener industry. They have a field of wieners as well as wiener wine and they mine, fish, and drill for wieners. What a parody of the american dream or errr... canadan dream. I dunno, I suppose it’s a trade off, you got anime, I got ren and stimpy. But you have to admit that log is funny! Here let me get the lyrics...

"What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's Log, Log, Log! It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good! Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log! Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!"

I’m half tempted get the happy happy joy joy lyrics. If no other song repeated over and over will cause a bus driver to drive off a cliff its this one. Aw, what the hell.

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats. This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
[chorus] Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!
[chorus]
If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!
[chorus without last Joy Joy Joy] Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Ah the nonesense!
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