May 24, 2005 11:36
THE-KATE-AND-BECKY-IF-YOU-ARE-BORED-AND-YOU-HAVE-AN-OFFICE-JOB-AND-ARE-BORED-HONK-IF-YOU-LOVE-YPSI-BEST-EVER-LIVEJOURNAL-SURVEY
So we know what to tell the cops if we need to find you...
Name: Rebecca Esther Hurvitz
Age: 21 and counting
Hometown: Detroit/Farmington Hills
Current local: Ypsilanti
Current job(s): operator at Eastern Michigan switchboard and waitress to the stars at Tower Inn
Weapon of choice: swift punch to the collar bone
Secret Weapon of choice: pesto mayonaisse
Do you have a penis or a vagina? vagina
How much do you make your mother cry...
What color have you currently decided to dye your hair? browish red
How many holes have unnaturally been punctured into your body, and where? 5, all in my ears
Tattoos? 5
Number of Polaroids of you naked, that you are aware of? one
Sex change operations? none
Have you ever done/what do you spend your paycheck on......
Alcohol? yes
Cigarettes? yes
Pot? yes
Pontiac Pot Rock? I'm too smart for that
Opium? yes
Coke? no
Heroine? no
Shrooms? no
E? no
Nitrous? medicinally
Acid? no
Crystal Meth? no
Prescription drugs? yes
crack? no
crack with a prostitute? no
Sucked dick for crack? yea, but it was for a friend
There's no such things as a virgin in Ypsi....
So, like, are you from Ypsi? pssh, duh
How many people have you been with? 4
The weirdest place you've ever had sex? by a "fishing hole"
Ever been caught, by who? yes, the park ranger
Ever had sex with a friend? no
Ever had an ongoing sex only relationship? yes
How old were you when you first had sex? 18
Do you really think masturbation will make you go blind? no
Furthermore, have you ever been caught going blind? no
The last person who you....
Smooched? the barber
Slept in your bed with? the barber
Found crashing on your couch? paula's brother and fayet
Bummed cigs or bottles from you? kate and theresa
Commented on your livejournal? linnea and stacy
Left you a message/comment on myspace? steve
Left you a voicemail? Jax
Took you on a date? probably Ted, and I probably took him out
You let drive your car? Christy
Ypsilanti Counter Culture, or lack there of...
Have you ever ordered a Tower Mug? Always
How many nights a week can we find you at Sidetracks? about 2
Theo's? 1
Tap Room? maybe 1
Did you ever go to Mr. Mugg's? yea
Ever peed in an alley in depot Town? several times
When you hear 'Becky" is your next question "Jew of Blonde?" sure do
Do you work at or have a roommate who works at Tower? I got one up on that
Can you name everyone who lives at 410 Olive? Nicola, Stacy, Jamie, Mike
310 Olive? Kate, Kayleigh, Shayna, Ashley, Laura, jon
707 Pearl? the orginal lineup: Miranda, Steph, Jon A, Erica
701 Washtenaw? Becky, Christy, Kim, Paula, Zach
What do you order at Abe's when you're drunk? jalapeno poppers
Tom's or Ferris? Ferris