Have the rocket summer stuck in my head
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I guess it's time I update, huh? I don't really have much to say. I possibly have mono for the second time this year. That just makes me a badass, right? Yeah, I know.
I'm honestly really happy that I've been "single" for the entire year. I really like this whole being single thing. I think I really needed this time to myself. But let's face it, I'm a giant flirt. I flirt with everyone. Shamelessly. But it's all in good fun and I think it's really unfortunate that a lot of them take it so seriously. I even make sure to add little things so they KNOW I'm joking. And the other unfortunate part is that all of the guys that now dig me because of my dumb self is that I honestly could never like any of them. They're all young and not exactly the brightest crayons in the box. They're also just a smidge sexist and that bothers me to no end. Plus, I hate people who place too much importance on material possessions, money and think that success is based on how much you make and have. You can tell me as many times as you want that you don't, but it's really obvious when that you do. And none of them really "get" me. If I were to be with someone right now, I'd want someone who really, really, really gets me.
If I'm trying to have an intelligent conversation with you, do not say "you're so sexy when you're smart" then try to shove your tongue down my throat. I'm sorry, that's not hot. Just because I'm against Valentine's day does not mean that I'm bitter. Also, please try to understand that saying something I do is "crazy" will not make me want to date you.
Maybe it is my own fault, but honestly, I can't help the way I am. And I can't help the fact that everyone who likes me right now just tells me the same thing. Every single one of them has the same exact thing to say about me. That just gets on my nerves. Obviously your reason 1) isn't a very good one and 2) is not original, if everyone keeps saying it to me. I already KNOW I'm not like other girls, tell me something I DON'T know. Please. Jesus fuck.
I think I'm done with my petty rant, now.