Is this thing on?
Now, this is mainly for the robots, it has to be said. And not those evil robots that come and steal your lunch money and run off with your girlfriend - the other ones who trawl the web looking for ways to anoint the interweb with good link karma.
WTF? Well, today was the day I overslept, got to the conference late, lost my car keys, spent a half day in a sweaty parking lot waiting for a succession of pop-a-lockers to pop my transponder key, and ultimately had my Car2Go card denied while rushing to pick up my kids after missing half of the conference sessions.
So I'm entitled to be anointed. I mean, one papa lock guy who couldn't pop corn, said that the British were polite. I traded stereotypes by telling him that Americans had a sense of entitlement. So I'm cashing in my chips and getting my entitledness to some google juice by testing out a theory I have: lj links count for squat.
So I'm moving all my old stuff to my new place. It's not that lj and I are splitting up. Our marriage has been dead for years. Neither of us make the effort any more. I'm just making it legally binding. I am now putting Ron Malibu (my alcoholic travelling wilberry nom de plume de fruits de la mar ancienne) and my binger of grits into the all new fantastical OG blog.
What pray, will happen now?
WTF? Well, today was the day I overslept, got to the conference late, lost my car keys, spent a half day in a sweaty parking lot waiting for a succession of pop-a-lockers to pop my transponder key, and ultimately had my Car2Go card denied while rushing to pick up my kids after missing half of the conference sessions.
So I'm entitled to be anointed. I mean, one papa lock guy who couldn't pop corn, said that the British were polite. I traded stereotypes by telling him that Americans had a sense of entitlement. So I'm cashing in my chips and getting my entitledness to some google juice by testing out a theory I have: lj links count for squat.
So I'm moving all my old stuff to my new place. It's not that lj and I are splitting up. Our marriage has been dead for years. Neither of us make the effort any more. I'm just making it legally binding. I am now putting Ron Malibu (my alcoholic travelling wilberry nom de plume de fruits de la mar ancienne) and my binger of grits into the all new fantastical OG blog.
What pray, will happen now?