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BUT WHAT IF.
Zhou Mi was a stereotypical bishounen type of guy with sparkling beauty, a lot of money, incredibly long legs, and stunningly charming manner that has all the girls screaming and fainting every time he flips his hair in the sunlight?
What if Zhou Mi was the no.1 host of the frivolous Host Club at prestigious SM High School? What if SJM operated as a host club, hosting grand themed parties to entertain privileged young girls? EunHae had their ~forever-bonded shtick that appeals to the fangirls, Sungmin had his aegyo and could eat as much cake as he wanted to during opening time, Henry played his little violin/piano while singing Baby, Siwon was... typically Prince Siwon, Ryeowook charmed all the girls with his shy modesty and excellent culinary skills (while actually being the manager/accountant who controls the club behind the scene), and Kyuhyun... was a poor student who accidentally broke a Ming-dynasty vase in the host club's room so he was forced into working as a host to pay off his debt. Somehow a portion of the girls were fond of his :| :| :| awkward turtle face.
...lol.
I can just imagine Zhou Mi skipping into the room flailing "My Kuixian!!" with a rose in his hand and Kyuhyun is just like "...so Ryeowook HOW MUCH DEBT DO I HAVE LEFT? :| :|" and Ryeowook is like "$1,826,005 don't worry about it just keep working" and all the fangirls not-so-secretly ship QMi because it is ~forbidden love~.
...Sorry I've apparently been reading shoujo.
Zhou Mi was a stereotypical bishounen type of guy with sparkling beauty, a lot of money, incredibly long legs, and stunningly charming manner that has all the girls screaming and fainting every time he flips his hair in the sunlight?
What if Zhou Mi was the no.1 host of the frivolous Host Club at prestigious SM High School? What if SJM operated as a host club, hosting grand themed parties to entertain privileged young girls? EunHae had their ~forever-bonded shtick that appeals to the fangirls, Sungmin had his aegyo and could eat as much cake as he wanted to during opening time, Henry played his little violin/piano while singing Baby, Siwon was... typically Prince Siwon, Ryeowook charmed all the girls with his shy modesty and excellent culinary skills (while actually being the manager/accountant who controls the club behind the scene), and Kyuhyun... was a poor student who accidentally broke a Ming-dynasty vase in the host club's room so he was forced into working as a host to pay off his debt. Somehow a portion of the girls were fond of his :| :| :| awkward turtle face.
...lol.
I can just imagine Zhou Mi skipping into the room flailing "My Kuixian!!" with a rose in his hand and Kyuhyun is just like "...so Ryeowook HOW MUCH DEBT DO I HAVE LEFT? :| :|" and Ryeowook is like "$1,826,005 don't worry about it just keep working" and all the fangirls not-so-secretly ship QMi because it is ~forbidden love~.
...Sorry I've apparently been reading shoujo.