OMG!

May 25, 2009 10:09

This should be either an amazingly fantastic 'splosions and beer movie or an utter atrocity to all action movies ever (that even includes movies like "Commando" and "Passenger 57")

Title:
The Expendables

Plot Synopsis:
A team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator.

Writer & Director:
Sylvester Stallone

Here comes the epic part...

Cast List:
-Jason Statham (The Transporter, Crank, Death Race)
-Arnold Schwarzenegger (Terminator, Predator, Total Recall)
-Mickey Rourke (Sin City, Domino, The Wrestler)
-Sylvester Stallone (Rambo, Rocky, Demolition Man)
-Jet Li (A silly amount of Hong Kong action films)
-Dolph Lundgren (Rocky IV, The Punisher, Universal Soldiers)
-Danny Trejo (The bigass mexican in everything fro Desperado to the Spy Kids movies)
-Eric Roberts (Nearly 200 acting rols but highlights include: Best of the Best, "Heroes" and The Dark Knight)
-Randy Couture (Former UFC Fighter)
-Terry Crews (Street Kings, Terminator: Salvation)
-Gary Daniels (Bloodfist IV, Full Impact, Fist of the Northstar)
-David Zayas (Michael Clayton, "Dexter")
-"Stone Cold" Steve Austin (Professional Wrester)
-Aaron "Hardcore Kidd" Aguilera (Professional Wrestler)
-Brittany Murphy (Girl Interrupted, Spun, Sin City)
-Charisma Carpenter ("Buffy", "Angel", "Charmed", "Veronica Mars")

Fight Choreographers:
Guillermo Grispo (300, Dragonball Evolution, Kick-Ass)
Jon Valera (The Rundown, Serenity, Mission Impossible III, 300, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, Dragonball Eveolution)

Trivis:
-Jean-Claude Van Damme was originally offered the role that went to Dolph Lundgren. Van Damme's reason for turning down the role was that he thought that there was no substance in his character.
-Wesley Snipes was offered a role but couldn't accept because, due to his tax problems, he wasn't allowed to leave the United States without the courts approval.
-Stallone wanted Kurt Russell for a role, but Russell turned down the offer.
-Featuring characters named: Lee Christmas, Tool, Hale Caesar, Toll Road, and The Brit

action, movies, humor

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