Did you know that there are thousands and thousands of wine flavors?

[griptapetensai]

You'd think that an all-wine diet would get boring after a while, but I'm finding that I'm learning a great deal. I'll have to offer a few choice bits to good old Dad tonight to say thanks.

Comments

[applestocacti]

Interestingly, you're not complaining about toilets.

[griptapetensai]

Why would I? Mine is fine.

[basileus_a]

Rather than boring, you would think an all-wine diet would lack the proper nutrients. You will destroy your body.

((ooc: Atobe worries for you, Ibu o__O))

[griptapetensai]

Just the liquids are turned to wine. The food is still food, thank...well, thank Dionysus! I remember what he did to that Midas guy.

(ooc: Aw! yay!)

[basileus_a]

Hm. I can't imagine that would be very pleasant on the palate after the third glass. You start to miss other drinks, no?

[griptapetensai]

I'd kill for a glass of plain water....

[tsumetaiyuu]

Aren't you at all worried about the effect all that wine will have on your liver?

[griptapetensai]

I asked about that when I first came here and they told me I had to drink the stuff. Apparently my body processes it just like water or something. It was a long conversation and I was drinking wine. I just don't like the way it changes my thought process, but that's the intention, so I have to learn to accept it.

(ooc: in his case it tones down the part of his brain that tends to overthink things and allows his body to react instinctively.)

[tsumetaiyuu]

I suppose that is a positive benefit. Succumbing to alcohol poisoning would not be pleasant.

[griptapetensai]

I'm a son of Dionysus. I think Dad would be mortified if that happened to me.