Your Supposed relationship
How can you be in a relationship if you don't actually have emotions and have no ability to be empathetic? You will never be in a true relationship, not until you begin to realize that other people have emotions and feelings, and until you realize that they actually matter. So to me, your "new relationship" is a joke and an insult to all real relationships out there. You should go get a life and learn how to treat people while you are at it.