Thirty - Heroic Fail Filters

[grinnvalesti]

[Like a good hero, the Liberator has returned to his base of operations. As usual, he sets to make a record of his actions and undiscoveries. The first (Filter Hero) details his recent experiences and is meant to be addressed to a colleague, someone who investigates evil while he does the fighting. The second (Filter Zero) is for his own personal

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[halgitamilf]

[And where have you been young man.]

Sigmund, I understand your eagerness to bring peace to this village, but I insist that should you leap valiantly from the window and bound the rooftops that you do it after informing me of your whereabouts.

[grinnvalesti]

[Saving the world, ma.]

...It was meant to be a more stealthy affair.

[halgitamilf]

[You can save the world on your own time mister.]

Not quite.

[grinnvalesti]

[That's what I did!]

How so?

[halgitamilf]

Well, considering I spotted you, it was not quite as stealthy as was necessary. In your defense, I had been looking for you.

[grinnvalesti]

The rooftops here are unfortunately not built high enough for stealthy maneuvers.

[halgitamilf]

No, they are not.

Perhaps you should remain walking the earth, then; you do worry me, leaping about as you have. I do not wish for you to injure yourself.

[grinnvalesti]

I am actually quite skilled at this leaping.

[halgitamilf]

I am aware. Nonetheless, do be careful. For my sake.

[grinnvalesti]

I shall do my best.