snerk!
This comes from a thread here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/rollick/230862.html
I loved Lilo and Stitch, and I am deeply amused by this guy's play on its tag line (which I have underlined.)
:)
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Oh God, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't praise "The Last Unicorn". I despise that movie with every fiber of my being.
Much of this is due to the fact that my then-two-year-old daughter loved it so much she played it over...and over...and over...and over...and over...
I swear to God my wife flinches every time I imitate Rene Auberjonois screaming "U-NI-CORN!"
And for the record, I thought "Lilo and Stitch" was incredible fun...and was stunned that "Wholesome Is Our Middle Name" Disney ever let it out. Not a single unflawed character in the bunch, and it was such a hoot, especially the last twenty minutes.
And then there was my wife's expression when, as we were leaving the theatre, I said in my best Stitch voice: "Ohana...means family. Family means...we eat the weak."
Y'know, it's a wonder she hasn't killed me in nineteen years of marriage.
JSM
I loved Lilo and Stitch, and I am deeply amused by this guy's play on its tag line (which I have underlined.)
:)
quote begins here:
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Oh God, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't praise "The Last Unicorn". I despise that movie with every fiber of my being.
Much of this is due to the fact that my then-two-year-old daughter loved it so much she played it over...and over...and over...and over...and over...
I swear to God my wife flinches every time I imitate Rene Auberjonois screaming "U-NI-CORN!"
And for the record, I thought "Lilo and Stitch" was incredible fun...and was stunned that "Wholesome Is Our Middle Name" Disney ever let it out. Not a single unflawed character in the bunch, and it was such a hoot, especially the last twenty minutes.
And then there was my wife's expression when, as we were leaving the theatre, I said in my best Stitch voice: "Ohana...means family. Family means...we eat the weak."
Y'know, it's a wonder she hasn't killed me in nineteen years of marriage.
JSM